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Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
I really be waking up tired... like wtf did i even sleep for???
The first three miles are my favorite. - Said no one ever.
The bad news is I have 10 more miles... the good news is I smell like rose essential oil.
RUNNING. Not better than sex, just more often.
The worst part about running a 5K... is losing to somebody who is clearly not prepared for it.
Does anyone actually know what you're supposed to do when people are yelling "You're almost there" at mile 5 in a marathon?
Thanks for being my running buddy. That 30 minutes we spend bitching is the best part of my day!
Just ice it... You'll be fine. Said every runner ever.
My friends are all "Fall... pumpkin lattes, Uggs, sweaters"... and I'm over here... "Fall... cooler runs... Duh!"
Do you know what 50 Cent did when he got hungry? 58. Please don't block me.
Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants won't help.
The hardest part about making a budget is being honest about how much you spend on running.
Up before dawn. Run multiple miles. In sub-zero temps. Do it again tomorrow. Because....
Me before running: ..No Me during running: ...whyyy Me after running: ..whhyyyyy Me the next day: ...whhyyyy Me to anyone that asks about running: "it's the best part of my day, you feel so great and refreshed and you should t...
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