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{RUNNING} will break your heart, snatch your pride and leave you begging for your ever-lovin' life. But if you're willing to tread through proverbial shit, it will heal whatever it is you're ready to heal
The only thing working harder than me during a run is my sports bra.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if your dog is fat, you ain't getting enough exercise
Dear running friend, Thank you for listening to my bullshit.
Wow y'all really think a 40 min run on the treadmill is long? it's 4 ten mins, grow up
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that is it's my cellphone.
They moved the finish line?!???
Never apologize for spending too much on running gear...Just sleep naked and let them decide if they are still mad or not
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
There's no place like home. To poop.
Things only distance runners understand... Running past your own front door three times because your Garmin says you're still only on 4.96 miles.
You know you're old anytime you're entering your DOB with a smartphone you get to the year and you have to spin that bitch like you're on Wheel Of Fortune
Marathon Thoughts: I'm going to die. But if I don't, I totally want to do this again.
The voices told me to buy more running shoes.
People that make you smile on your worst days are so important
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