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I skip instagram stories too fast and I end up voting on things by accident so I'm sorry if I said your dog was ugly
Anyone else met someone at a destination race and added them on Facebook and now you just have been weirdly watching their life unfold for years???
Me: Runs for 2 mins My heart: If you don't stop I will
When you decline all social invitations on Friday nights because your long runs are on Saturday mornings...
STAY FIT. Getting back on track is so damn frustrating!!
RUNNING. Not better than sex, just more often.
That awkward moment when you think, "What is that smell." Then you realize it's you.
Monday *diet day 1*: I have portioned out all my meals for a week Tuesday *diet day 2*: All my portions for the week are now gone
You know you're old anytime you're entering your DOB with a smartphone you get to the year and you have to spin that bitch like you're on Wheel Of Fortune
Never again until the next one
A banana is 105 Calories. A glass of Prosecco is 80. Choose wisely.
Dear running friend, Thank you for listening to my bullshit.
"You do not have to pee." Lies I tell myself while running.
Why does the need to pee intensify by a million after you start running a race?
We added practicing our pose for the camera to our training plan because we want to get it just right since those pictures are more expensive than the race!
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