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Anyone else met someone at a destination race and added them on Facebook and now you just have been weirdly watching their life unfold for years???
Me: Runs for 2 mins My heart: If you don't stop I will
I skip instagram stories too fast and I end up voting on things by accident so I'm sorry if I said your dog was ugly
You know you're old anytime you're entering your DOB with a smartphone you get to the year and you have to spin that bitch like you're on Wheel Of Fortune
Monday *diet day 1*: I have portioned out all my meals for a week Tuesday *diet day 2*: All my portions for the week are now gone
When you decline all social invitations on Friday nights because your long runs are on Saturday mornings...
STAY FIT. Getting back on track is so damn frustrating!!
Dear running friend, Thank you for listening to my bullshit.
RUNNING. Not better than sex, just more often.
That awkward moment when you think, "What is that smell." Then you realize it's you.
Never again until the next one
"You do not have to pee." Lies I tell myself while running.
A banana is 105 Calories. A glass of Prosecco is 80. Choose wisely.
Why does the need to pee intensify by a million after you start running a race?
I have blisters on both feet, I might have a stress fracture on my left foot, and my legs are so sore it hurts to walk. But I got a shiny medal saying 'finisher' which is nice
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