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Your first six emojis explains your life right now. No cheating.
"You do not have to pee." Lies I tell myself while running.
A blue whale's anus can stretch to approximately 3 and a 1/2 feet, making it the second largest asshole on the planet, just behind the bikers on the running and walking trail
"Going for a run is my favorite part of the day. I really look forward to it." "Tell me you're depressed without telling me you're depressed."
The tree in 20 feet or the port-a-potty in over a mile?
Tag the person you have the best running memories with
Start long run on the treadmill - look at the watch after a while. 3 MINUTES PASSED.
The truth is you can always run faster but sometimes the truth hurts.
Be honest, am I famous?
Life would've been better if all your running friends were your neighbors
When you decline all social invitations on Friday nights because your long runs are on Saturday mornings...
So if I go running in the morning just to burn enough calories to make up for my drinking at night, does that make me a runner or an alcoholic?
STAY FIT. Getting back on track is so damn frustrating!!
The air is so full of sanitizer that I'm not even getting dirty thoughts these days
RUNNING. Not better than sex, just more often.
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