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I ran... and my house is clean. One of these is a lie.
I skip instagram stories too fast and I end up voting on things by accident so I'm sorry if I said your dog was ugly
Why does the need to pee intensify by a MILLION after you start a race??
"You do not have to pee." Lies I tell myself while running.
The only field goals I'm looking forward too are found on the trails...
"Going for a run is my favorite part of the day. I really look forward to it." "Tell me you're depressed without telling me you're depressed."
The air is so full of sanitizer that I'm not even getting dirty thoughts these days
Tag the person you have the best running memories with
*googles "How To Run with a Stress Fracture"
So if I go running in the morning just to burn enough calories to make up for my drinking at night, does that make me a runner or an alcoholic?
Life would've been better if all your running friends were your neighbors
The tree in 20 feet or the port-a-potty in over a mile?
Start long run on the treadmill - look at the watch after a while. 3 MINUTES PASSED.
*driving home from Beer Mile* The officer said "You drinking?" I said "You buying" We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money ASAP...
You might be a runner if.... you hate when training runs don't end exactly on a whole number, but for some reason you have NO PROBLEM with the numbers13.1and 26.2
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