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RUNNER:  One who has six pairs of  "retired" running shoes in  her closet in addition to the ones currently  in use.
You have to give marathoners credit... There is no one else that runs 40+ miles  a week yet still gain weight
RUNNER: One who has six pairs of "retired" running shoes in her closet in addition to the ones currently in use.
A lifestyle change begins with a vision and a single step.
At mile 20 I thought I was dead.  At mile 22 I wished I was dead.  At mile 24 I knew I was dead.  At mile 26.2 I realized I had  become too tough to kill.
Me contemplating wtf i'm going to do  with my life because it's raining and  i hate treadmills
That awkward moment when you think, "What is that smell."  Then you realize it's you.
A blue whale's anus can stretch to  approximately 3 and a 1/2 feet, making it the second largest asshole on the  planet, just behind the bikers on the  running and walking trail
The faster you run the sooner we'll  be drunk!
Instagram is down?  Now how will people know I ran today??
Wondering what you'll do with yourself now that the kids are back in school but you're already awake? Why not  start a running habit!
My feet may not be pretty...  But I have killer legs!
The look your partner gives when they find out you searched races in order to plan the location and date of your honeymoon.
STAY FIT.  Getting back on track is so damn frustrating!!
Then only bad workout is the one that didn't happen.
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