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A blue whale's anus can stretch to approximately 3 and a 1/2 feet, making it the second largest asshole on the planet, just behind the bikers on the running and walking trail
The first three miles are my favorite. - Said no one ever.
Is there really such a thing as a "Fun Run"? Asking for myself again
Probably the worst thing you can hear when you
Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants won't help.
The way me and my running friends talk you'd think we hate each other
Some days you eat salad and go for a long run. Other days you drink two bottles of wine, eat a whole pizza and finish off with a carton of ice-cream. IT'S CALLED BALANCE.
Man up Princess, we got another hill to crack !!!
Life would've been better if all your running friends were your neighbors
Tangerines are oranges that didn't want it bad enough. DON'T BE A TANGERINE!!!
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the half", is going to get punched in the throat.
So if I go running in the morning just to burn enough calories to make up for my drinking at night, does that make me a runner or an alcoholic?
Just ice it... You'll be fine. Said every runner ever.
Warning: Frequent racing may lead to an excessive collection of medals and tech shirts. It will also eliminate the need to ever buy safety pins.
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