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STAY FIT.  Getting back on track is so damn frustrating!!
RUNNING.  Not better than sex, just more often.
That awkward moment when you  think, "What is that smell."  Then you realize it's you.
Never again until the next one
You might be a runner if.... you hate  when training runs don't end exactly on a whole number, but for some reason  you have NO PROBLEM with the numbers13.1and 26.2
A banana is 105 Calories.  A glass of Prosecco is 80.   Choose wisely.
We added practicing our pose for the camera to our training plan because we want to get it just right since those pictures are more expensive  than the race!
Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds  and only two days to  gain 'em back?
That feeling when most of my laundry  is running gear!
*driving home from Beer Mile* The officer said "You drinking?" I said "You buying" We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money ASAP...
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the half", is going to get  punched in the throat.
Why does the need to pee intensify by  a million after you start running a race?
You officially become a runner when  you have more medals than close  friends
Marry the one who buys you running shoes... they last longer than flowers!
I wish menus would list mile equivalents rather than calories. Like, if you eat that cheesecake, go ahead and add another 10 miles to your run.
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