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Why is everyone at the gym asking me why I'm sitting still on the stationary bike? I'm going downhill, dude, mind your business
Trust me, you'll never know how big of a hassle is getting dressed until you're sore from a race.
I think it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a busted can of biscuits.
Dear running friend, Thank you for listening to my bullshit.
There are only two types of people in the world: – "it's already 9pm" and – "it's only 9pm" And they marry each other
You know you're a runner when... you scoff at paying $10 for a movie ticket but you'll happily pay $40 for a 5K that you hope lasts less than 30 minutes
TAPER WEEK. I'm either annoyed or annoying.. There's no in-between.
Marathons, one of the few times in life you can have your wife be completely speechless and not have to do a thing.
Me: Runs for 2 mins My heart: If you don't stop I will
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I have blisters on both feet, I might have a stress fracture on my left foot, and my legs are so sore it hurts to walk. But I got a shiny medal saying 'finisher' which is nice
Yeah, there's a 12 year old ahead of me; but he doesn't get beer after the race!
{RUNNING} will break your heart, snatch your pride and leave you begging for your ever-lovin' life. But if you're willing to tread through proverbial shit, it will heal whatever it is you're ready to heal
We added practicing our pose for the camera to our training plan because we want to get it just right since those pictures are more expensive than the race!
I used to think runners were happy 'cause all those endorphins until I become one. Now I know it's 'cause we get to eat and drink when we are done.