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Trail Running; Because the squirrels are the only ones who truly appreciate my out of breath singing.
Most people don't realize this, but you can run without telling Facebook about it.
So if I go running in the morning just to burn enough calories to make up for my drinking at night, does that make me a runner or an alcoholic?
I've never met a strong person with an easy past.
Trying to embrace taper week is like feeding a kid candy then telling him to sit still.... it ain't easy!!
We don't do it for the medals... Said no runner ever.
Joggers bounce up and down at red lights. Runners just stand there looking pissed.
I ran 3 miles this morning... so If I did my math correctly, I'm entitle to eat 3 pounds of pie and a bottle of wine!
If I bite my lips it's not to flirt, I'm just ripping the skin off my lips because of stress
I skip instagram stories too fast and I end up voting on things by accident so I'm sorry if I said your dog was ugly
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NUTRITION FACT; If you drink a gallon of water per day, you won't have time for other people's drama because you'll be too busy peeing. Stay hydrated my friends.
You can't be talking to me any kind of way if your leggings are baggy in the ass part!
Distance Running; because with a butt this good, who needs sexy feet?
Anyone else met someone at a destination race and added them on Facebook and now you just have been weirdly watching their life unfold for years???
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