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The air is so full of sanitizer that I'm not even getting dirty thoughts these days
Just when you thought your boobs couldn't get any smaller.... RUNNING.
We don't want to be Barbie, we want to be stronger than Ken.
The best diet shake... is the shake your booty makes when you run!
"Training is making me lose so much weight!!" ...said no marathoner ever!
Let's have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride the stationary bicycle
Hello! I'm the Fitness Fairy... I just sprinkled motivation dust on you. Now go and move your ass. This sh!t is expensive.
My parents still haven't apologized to me for making me unathletic
Why does the need to pee intensify by a MILLION after you start a race??
I don't always sprint at the end of race.. But when I do, my running picture looks like I was trying!
You might be a runner if.... you hate when training runs don't end exactly on a whole number, but for some reason you have NO PROBLEM with the numbers13.1and 26.2
Tell me you're a plus-sized runner without telling me you're a plus-sized runner
“On your left!” What, did I have my hazards on, motherfucker? Just go around quietly
Kinda wanna run a mile, kinda wanna eat 10 Tacos...
My bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but my sweat pants were like "Nah girl, you're good".
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