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The air is so full of sanitizer that I'm not even getting dirty thoughts  these days
There are only two types of people in  the world:  – "it's already 9pm" and  – "it's only 9pm"  And they marry each other
I thought my dryer made my clothes shrink....Turns out it was my refrigerator!!
Your first six emojis explains  your life right now.   No cheating.
Monday *diet day 1*: I have portioned  out all my meals for a week  Tuesday *diet day 2*: All my portions for the week are now gone
Some days you may just feel like  hibernating. But you must get up  and get out, and get going!  Continue your path...  Your dreams are  waiting for you!
Never make decisions  ...while running up a hill.
"I should stop running until that pain goes away."  Said no runner ever.
Wearing underwear with running shorts  is like deep-frying a Twinkie.  It
I love pointing at random people,  because you know for the rest of the  day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were
Tag the person you have the best  running memories with
It's weird to think people who are 5ft are only 5 subways long
You might be a runner if you're too cool to dress up for Halloween, but  spend most weekends in costume  for a themed race.
TAPER WEEK.   I'm either annoyed or annoying.. There's no in-between.
Just changed my Facebook name to
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