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I'm always weirdly proud when my pee is clear. Like, hell yea, I'm so damn hydrated!
I think Facebook is broken... I put up a selfie from my run and no one "liked" it even though I refreshed it a few times.
Wondering what you'll do with yourself now that the kids are back in school but you're already awake? Why not start a running habit!
Long runs are a great way to justify binge eating after long runs
My feet may not be pretty... But I have killer legs!
Stop calling a bunch of TV episodes playing back to back a “marathon”. That’s just offensive.
The look your partner gives when they find out you searched races in order to plan the location and date of your honeymoon.
ADULTING IS HARD. Coffee, running, and wine make it better
Runners toasting at the post-race party: "To Pfizer!"
Most people don't realize this, but you can run without telling Facebook about it.
Trust me, you'll never know how big of a hassle is getting dressed until you're sore from a race.
Runners are obnoxious, sure, but at least we’re not cyclists. You gotta draw the line somewhere… and it’s pedaling, ya losers
Yeah, there's a 12 year old ahead of me; but he doesn't get beer after the race!
Just so you're aware. Between mile 20 and 26.2 I start to use the word "F*ck" like it's a comma
Marathons, one of the few times in life you can have your wife be completely speechless and not have to do a thing.
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