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That point in the first mile of every race when you realize "I paid how much money? to abuse my body for how many miles?? and another T-shirt??"
NUTRITION FACT; If you drink a gallon of water per day, you won't have time for other people's drama because you'll be too busy peeing. Stay hydrated my friends.
Today we celebrate running around the world. Which is not as exhausting as it sounds.
"I run a shit load of miles I never post. I don't need no congrats for being a runner." ~ Mo Farah
Runners are obnoxious, sure, but at least we’re not cyclists. You gotta draw the line somewhere… and it’s pedaling, ya losers
When you think you have been running for 4 hours and you look down and it's been 17 minutes...
Hello! I'm the Fitness Fairy... I just sprinkled motivation dust on you. Now go and move your ass. This sh!t is expensive.
Runners toasting at the post-race party: "To Pfizer!"
Running... When you decide to have a cheat meal, and all of a sudden it's 3 years later.
Ryan O’Brien: “Most people zone out when they run. I like to focus on the pain and agony of every step. It helps pass the time.”
Nothing irritates me more than a cheat meal that wasn't worth the calories.
Tempo and strides today, turkey and pies tomorrow.
Me in middle school... Fakes sick to get out of running the mile in gym class. Me now... Pays to run 13.1 miles.
you can't control how much people hate you, but you can control how many medals you have compared to them
Joggers bounce up and down at red lights. Runners just stand there looking pissed.
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