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"Training is making me lose so much weight!!"  ...said no marathoner ever!
"What do you think about while you're running?" "Walking."
Just when you thought your boobs couldn't get any smaller....   RUNNING.
The best diet shake... is the shake your booty makes when  you run!
What I love about long runs with you are our totally inappropriate conversations that no sane people should have ever!
So you're telling me you run outside in the winter time?  What happens when it snows?    I leave footprints.
My bathing suit told me to go to the  gym, but my sweat pants were like "Nah girl, you're good".
You might be a runner if you're too cool to dress up for Halloween, but  spend most weekends in costume  for a themed race.
FACT: Every culture has a word for
We don't want to be Barbie, we want  to be stronger than Ken.
Ryan O’Brien: “Most people zone out when they run. I like to focus on the pain  and agony of every step. It helps pass the time.”
Livin' la Vida Rona
"You're so chill"..... thanks I gave up
RUNNING... Because dieting is not  an option!
According to my pace time and "real" runners... I am a jogger.
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