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I don't always sprint at the end of  race.. But when I do, my running  picture looks like I was trying!
"What do you think about while you're running?" "Walking."
I thought my dryer made my clothes shrink....Turns out it was my refrigerator!!
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or,   u could drag your ass over 26.2 miles  just for a medal, t-shirt, and a beer....  Welcome to the insanity !!
That moment when you realize it's a  rest day... and you just don't know  what to do with your life anymore.
"Runfie"...the art of taking the perfect pic mid run...
FACT: Every culture has a word for
RUNNERS. Ignoring doctors since.... forever!
What I love about long runs with you are our totally inappropriate conversations that no sane people should have ever!
Just so you're aware. Between mile 20 and 26.2 I start to use the word "F*ck" like it's a comma
"Training is making me lose so much weight!!"  ...said no marathoner ever!
The best diet shake... is the shake your booty makes when  you run!
No, I don't get pedicures. I value the calluses on my feet. Besides, it's not that difficult to paint  7 toenails.
Stop calling a bunch of TV episodes playing back to back a “marathon”.  That’s just offensive.
You might be a runner if you're too cool to dress up for Halloween, but  spend most weekends in costume  for a themed race.
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