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Yeah running a marathon is hard... But have you ever overdosed on viagra??? Hardest day of my life
Just when you thought your boobs couldn't get any smaller.... RUNNING.
So you're telling me you run outside in the winter time? What happens when it snows? I leave footprints.
My bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but my sweat pants were like "Nah girl, you're good".
According to my pace time and "real" runners... I am a jogger.
RUNNING... Because dieting is not an option!
Does anyone remember that time when your body just worked? Like just on its own? No pills, no scheduled exercise, no caffeine, no planned hydration, no stretching, no specific diet you just woke up and boom, that shit was good to go...
We don't want to be Barbie, we want to be stronger than Ken.
I was taking a walk break and someone saw me
All you need is love. And a run... Maybe a cookie... And wine. Don't forget the wine!!!
Money talks. Mine always says, "Wanna go to the running store today?"
What won't kill you will get you your next PR.
FIT (ish): Semi-fit; Kinda-fit; Someone who likes the idea of being fit but equally likes food.
Slow runners make fast runners look good. YOU'RE WELCOME.
Unless you faint or die..KEEP GOING!
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