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Trying to embrace taper week is like feeding a kid candy then telling him to sit still.... it ain't easy!!
There should be a championship where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like fuck it, let's see how fast humans can really run
Dear Mother Nature, get back on your meds, pop open a bottle of wine, and start thinking warm, happy thoughts...
Tempo and strides today, turkey and pies tomorrow.
That point in the first mile of every race when you realize "I paid how much money? to abuse my body for how many miles?? and another T-shirt??"
Running... When you decide to have a cheat meal, and all of a sudden it's 3 years later.
We added practicing our pose for the camera to our training plan because we want to get it just right since those pictures are more expensive than the race!
Why I choose to continue living: 1. out of spite 2. running 3. milfs
Livin' la Vida Rona
The awkward moment when you are lifting more than the guy next to you... Just kidding.. not awkward, straight awesome!
I thought my dryer made my clothes shrink....Turns out it was my refrigerator!!
My friends are all "Fall... pumpkin lattes, Uggs, sweaters"... And I'm over here... "Fall... cooler runs.. Duh!"
Trainer: what are your goals? Me: to pet all the dogs Trainer: no, fitness goals Me: to be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs
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"What do you do for fun?" Me: I struggle
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