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10 things back-of-the-pack runners should stop wearing during a race: 1-10: The weight of other people's f*cking judgement and expectation
TYPES OR RUNNING INJURIES • 1% fell down or turned my ankle • 99% I feel unusually good I'm going to run a little longer and maybe run a little faster. Wow I feel grrrea...WTF?? NOOOO, I OVER DID IT!!!
There are a lot of posts with people sharing how much they achieved in 2023. But in case someone needs to hear this, just making it to January 2024 is an achievement. It's okay if the only significant thing you did this year was get throu...
The hardest workout that no one talks about... TAKING A SPORTS BRA OFF!!
SEVERE COLD WEATHER WARNING!! People are being told to stay inside unless going out is completely necessary. Runners are being advised to wear a hat
You know you're a runner when you consider 'frozen eyelids' a small price to pay for catching the sunrise... or is it just early onset hypothermia?
You automatically lose my respect if you don't change your running form and pace when you see other people running
I'm the kind of person who's 100% down for spontaneous crazy long runs, but also 100% down to lay in bed all day
Not a single soul has said 2024 is gonna be their year. Y'all finally learned your lesson I see.
Pro tip: Seasoned runners don't need to map their miles on Insta. They're too busy breaking in their next pair of shoes. Newbies, on the other hand, are GPS- checking their every step to brunch
Here's the thing... REAL runners don't post every single mile on Instagram. That's how everyone knows you're a rookie
Aging is not a disease. It's an opportunity.... to qualify for Boston
Posting motivational quotes on Instagram won't make you faster, but it might annoy all your friends enough to block you. Then no one will know how slow you are.
Me after Chicago Marathon: this muscle soreness can't possibly get any worse Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness: Ohhhh just wait b*tch, there is more !!
I'm a firm believer that running makes you prettier, it's a noticeable glow
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