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Tattoo pain and PR gains is how we spending 2024
"you look tired today..." –yeah, i'm tired everyday, i just didn't have the energy to hide it today
The hardest workout that no one talks about... TAKING A SPORTS BRA OFF!!
Posting motivational quotes on Instagram won't make you faster, but it might annoy all your friends enough to block you. Then no one will know how slow you are.
You automatically lose my respect if you don't change your running form and pace when you see other people running
Here's the thing... REAL runners don't post every single mile on Instagram. That's how everyone knows you're a rookie
California runner in 40F: “it's so fuuuuucking cold" Canadian runner in 16F: “Bitch please... I’m still in shorts, eh”
Not a single soul has said 2024 is gonna be their year. Y'all finally learned your lesson I see.
Body: sexy Feet: f*cked
If you see me running more than usual that means I have a lot of stuff I need to be doing and I'm trying to avoid doing it
Dear taco trucks, please consider cruising the neighborhoods like ice cream trucks ey..
I called the cops on my own party last night because I was ready to go to bed
SEVERE COLD WEATHER WARNING!! People are being told to stay inside unless going out is completely necessary. Runners are being advised to wear a hat
You know you're a runner when you consider 'frozen eyelids' a small price to pay for catching the sunrise... or is it just early onset hypothermia?
Pro tip: Seasoned runners don't need to map their miles on Insta. They're too busy breaking in their next pair of shoes. Newbies, on the other hand, are GPS- checking their every step to brunch
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