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Here's the thing... REAL runners don't  post every single mile on Instagram. That's how everyone knows you're  a rookie
I'm 30 but I feel like I'm 20... Until I  hang out with some 20 year olds for  mile repeats. Then I'm like no,  never mind, I'm 30
10 things back-of-the-pack runners should stop wearing during a race:  1-10: The weight of other people's  f*cking judgement and expectation
Not a single soul has said 2024 is gonna  be their year. Y'all finally learned your  lesson I see.
Always run with a goal in mind –mine is to not throw up
TYPES OR RUNNING INJURIES  • 1% fell down or turned my ankle  • 99% I feel unusually good I'm going to run a little longer and maybe run  a little faster. Wow I feel grrrea...WTF?? NOOOO, I OVER DID IT!!!
I called the cops on my own party last  night because I was ready to go to bed
Pro tip: Seasoned runners don't need  to map their miles on Insta. They're too busy breaking in their next pair of shoes. Newbies, on the other hand, are GPS- checking their every step to brunch
I'm a firm believer that running makes you prettier, it's a noticeable glow
It's taper week so if you wanna go out now's your chance but have me home by 9
F*ck it. Just start quoting running  cliches in the comments
A true running friend waits for you when you need to take a dump mid-run
You automatically lose my respect if  you don't change your running form  and pace when you see other people running
You know you're a runner when you  consider 'frozen eyelids' a small price to  pay for catching the sunrise... or is it just  early onset hypothermia?
The most awkward thing about running with friends is figuring out which person  is going to be the fast runner who is taking it easy for the day, and which person is the slowpoke who is  running much faster than  usual but pretending  t...
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