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Slow runners make  fast runners look good.  YOU'RE WELCOME.
It's the freaking weekend, baby I'm about to do 12 loads of laundry.
Turkey Trot: a race before a Thanksgiving meal that burns the equivalent of 6 oz of turkey. Wait, what? Only 6 oz of Turkey! That's it??
RUNDERFUL (adjective) How you feel the minute after you finish your run.
When I post a run selfie,  I am not bragging. I am assuring  my loved ones that  I am still alive!
Miles in one month... One number that you will be happy  to see go up and up!
Do NOT ask me how long a 5K, 10K or marathon is...or I will hurt you!
Those 3 days after your marathon  where you regret laughing at the  "life alert" lady. "I've fallen and  I can't get up!"
I know it's Monday.. But where are we running next weekend?
Monday - Rest Day. AKA Eat Everything in the  House Day.
Not training to be skinny, training to be badass.
I like all the things about running that aren't running... Eating carbs, confortable footwear, being cheered.
F*ck your star sign, I want to know if you're choosing the Half, Full or Ultra
Ugh, who has time to go for a run?  ..I say before a 2 hour nap.
A true running friend...  Waits for you when you need to take  a dump mid-run.
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