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You don't have time to  run? Original...
Unexpected side effect of Taco  Tuesday? ...Wet fart Wednesday.
Bro.... She's looking.  Hurry, pick up the pace !!
Ugh, who has time to go for a run?  ..I say before a 2 hour nap.
Never again until the next one - that's what a marathon will do to you.
FACT: Every culture has a word for
You never realize how little self control u have until chips and salsa in front of you at the Mexican restaurant.
When you get off work... and change into your  running clothes.
Diet Monday - Day 1: I have portioned out all my meals for a week.  Diet Tuesday - Day 2: All my portions for the week are now gone.
Sometimes, when we are running....Our shoes get really squeaky...!!!
Pro Tip: If you eat cupcakes fast enough your Fitbit will thing you're jogging.
I know it's Monday.. But where are we running next weekend?
Do NOT ask me how long a 5K, 10K or marathon is...or I will hurt you!
Shoutout to everyone who got through the day without taking a nap... Pulled  an all-dayer today. Pretty rough.
You might be a runner if..... You hate when training runs don't end exactly on a whole number, but for some reason you have NO PROBLEM with  the numbers13.1 and 26.2