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Everything you ever wanted to know about yourself, you can learn in 26.2 miles
Unexpected side effect of Taco Tuesday? ...Wet fart Wednesday.
A banana is 105 Calories. A glass of Prosecco is 80. Choose wisely.
Honey, if you think it's tough getting into a sport bra, wait until you try to take it off after an hour of sweating!
Stop calling a bunch of TV episodes playing back to back a “marathon”. That’s just offensive.
You know you're a runner when... You no longer hate port-a-potties. In fact, there have been times you've been very happy to see one.
The hardest part about making a budget is being honest about how much you spend on running.
Check on your friends. Check on your quiet friend. Check on your loud friend. Check on your always ok friend. Check on your not always ok friend. Check on your sick friend. Check on your healthy friend. Check on your running friend....
A true running friend... Waits for you when you need to take a dump mid-run.
IBUPROFEN; drug of choice for when the runner's high wears off !!
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.
Just so you're aware. Between mile 20 and 26.2 I start to use the word "F*ck" like it's a comma
Joggers bounce up and down at red lights. Runners just stand there looking pissed.
I run for the sole purpose of eating more. Don't judge me.
"I'm in the sexual prime of my life and I'm having dreams about fucking Boston Marathon."
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