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When she says being on top is "too  hard" but you've seen her running  26.2 miles with ease
I run because I like when  my hair looks like Beyonce's.
Woke up in running clothes. I really  admire drunk me and her ambitions.
I am a 40 yo mom of 4, never go to the gym, and I don't diet... My secret? Nothing! I'm the one  at the back...
Pro Tip: If you eat cupcakes fast enough your Fitbit will thing you're jogging.
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have anymore food and I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment.
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the Half", is going to get  punched in the throat.
You might be a runner if you're too cool to dress up for Halloween, but  spend most weekends in costume for  a themed race.
Happy Thanksgiving!  Don't forget to set your scales back 10 lbs tonight!!
TYPES OR RUNNING INJURIES • 1% fell down or turned my ankle • 99% I feel unusually good I'm going to run a little longer and maybe run  a little faster. Wow I feel grrreat  WTF?? NOOOO, I OVER DID IT
"Pick it up" "I picked it up last time" "It was your idea to crew" "Fuck off"
Check on your friends.  Check on your quiet friend. Check on your loud friend. Check on your always ok friend. Check on your not always ok friend.  Check on your sick friend. Check on your healthy friend. Check on your running friend....
Never again until the next one - that's what a marathon will do to you.
Finished my run.  And my stopwatch was off the whole time
5:00AM Running doesn
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