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You used my Body Glide where?!? Yeah, you go ahead and keep that.
A quick summary of 2020 so far.
I hate it when I think I'm buying ORGANIC vegetables, but when I get home they're just REGULAR donuts.
Trail Running: Because the squirrels are the only ones that like to hear my out of breath singing!
There's no place like home. To poop.
Me: "skips morning run" My mind: "anxious" Me: "goes for a run" My mind: "anxious" Me: Okay, you know what, fuck you!
When I post a run selfie, I am not bragging. I am assuring my loved ones that I am still alive!
That awkward moment when you've already said "what" three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree.
3 Cupcakes = 734 Cal = 5 miles I could give up cupcakes, but I'm not a quitter.
When you get off work... and change into your running clothes.
In order to kick ass you must first lift up your foot.
I think about hiring a maid way too often for someone who has plenty of time to clean.
"911, what's your emergency?" Dog: my owner went for a run without me "Have you tried eating the couch"
Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before going to bed?
Honey, you think it's tough getting into a sport bra, wait until you try to take it off after an hour of sweating!
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