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Me: *Delayed Muscle Onset Soreness* "I might not get on top, but ima bend over"
Unexpected side effect of Taco Tuesday? ...Wet fart Wednesday.
Running is about finding friends who are your kind of crazy!
You might be a runner if..... You hate when training runs don't end exactly on a whole number, but for some reason you have NO PROBLEM with the numbers13.1 and 26.2
Me: "skips morning run" My mind: "anxious" Me: "goes for a run" My mind: "anxious" Me: Okay, you know what, fuck you!
"What do you do for fun?" Me: I struggle
Tested positive for running too much
So what fun things are you doing this weekend?? Ummmm...... Running. No I'm not kidding.
Monday - Rest Day. AKA Eat Everything in the House Day.
I hate it when I think I'm buying ORGANIC vegetables, but when I get home they're just REGULAR donuts.
Bro.... She's looking. Hurry, pick up the pace !!
Not every run can make you happy. Running is not pizza.
IBUPROFEN; drug of choice for when the runner's high wears off !!
Shoutout to everyone who got through the day without taking a nap... Pulled an all-dayer today. Pretty rough.
"So, what race are you training for?" "I'm training for a marathon, and you?" "Oh, I run marathons all the time. Usually those 5k ones."
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