eBibs

The best running partners create routes around bathroom stops.
It gets dark early af now.. sneaky links can start at 6 p.m. now
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have anymore food and I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment.
Woke up in running clothes. I really admire drunk me and her ambitions.
5:00AM Running doesn
Pro Tip: If you eat cupcakes fast enough your Fitbit will thing you're jogging.
I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance.
Why I choose to continue living: 1. out of spite 2. running 3. milfs
I run because I like when my hair looks like Beyonce's.
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the Half", is going to get punched in the throat.
Trying to make protein shakes.... But they keep coming out as margaritas.
Trainer: what are your goals? Me: to pet all the dogs Trainer: no, fitness goals Me: to be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs
Finished my run. And my stopwatch was off the whole time
I'm sorry for what I said before I had my run.
Thanks for being my running buddy. That 30 minutes we spend bitching is the best part of my day!
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