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Long runs are a great way to justify binge eating after long runs
You used my Body Glide where?!? Yeah, you go ahead and keep that.
Kinda wanna run a mile, kinda wanna eat 10 Tacos...
Being on social media may waste my time but at least it also makes me angry and increases my chances to go for a run
Trying to make protein shakes.... But they keep coming out as margaritas.
"You can run slower tomorrow... when no-one is watching."
Raise your hand if you ran a little harder today because you were thinking about everything you ate over the weekend.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals... You're everything I ever wanted in a running friend.
You might be a runner if you're too cool to dress up for Halloween, but spend most weekends in costume for a themed race.
Check on your friends. Check on your quiet friend. Check on your loud friend. Check on your always ok friend. Check on your not always ok friend. Check on your sick friend. Check on your healthy friend. Check on your running friend....
I run so I can eat. I run so I can eat. I run so I can eat.
"WOW, those hills were GREAT!" -not me
Running friend (n): One who listens, doesn't judge and somehow makes two hours of running fun!
A true running friend... Waits for you when you need to take a dump mid-run.
Ryan O’Brien: “This is for testicular cancer. I'm donating a dollar for every minute of my race to charity.” Interviewer: “So the faster you run, the less money the charity gets?”
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