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You used my Body Glide where?!? Yeah, you go ahead and keep that.
...maybe Ryan Gosling is waiting at the finish line....with a beer...YEAH! Let's go girl!
Wearing underwear with running shorts is like deep-frying a Twinkie. It
Me: "skips morning run" My mind: "anxious" Me: "goes for a run" My mind: "anxious" Me: Okay, you know what, fuck you!
RUNDERFUL (adjective) How you feel the minute after you finish your run.
A quick summary of 2020 so far.
The tree in 20 feet or the port-a-potty in over a mile?
Just changed my Facebook name to
Turkey Trot: a race before a Thanksgiving meal that burns the equivalent of 6 oz of turkey. Wait, what? Only 6 oz of Turkey! That's it??
I'm sorry if I don't wave or smile back at you while I'm running. It's just that I'm trying very hard to not die.
I promise I am a lot nicer than my "resting run face"!
Once you develop that "it is what it is" mentality a lot of things stop bothering you
Life is always good with my running buddy by my side.
5:00AM Running doesn
Thanks for being my go-to running friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone
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