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Here's the thing... REAL runners don't post every single mile on Instagram. That's how everyone knows you're a rookie.
I ran 3 miles this morning. So If I did the math right, that entitles me to 3 pounds of chocolate and 2 bottles of wine.
Me: "skips morning run" My mind: "anxious" Me: "goes for a run" My mind: "anxious" Me: Okay, you know what, fuck you!
The tree in 20 feet or the port-a-potty in over a mile?
Just changed my Facebook name to
I'm sorry if I don't wave or smile back at you while I'm running. It's just that I'm trying very hard to not die.
Turkey Trot: a race before a Thanksgiving meal that burns the equivalent of 6 oz of turkey. Wait, what? Only 6 oz of Turkey! That's it??
You automatically lose my respect if you don't change your running form (and pace!) when you see other people running
Life is always good with my running buddy by my side.
I promise I am a lot nicer than my "resting run face"!
A quick summary of 2020 so far.
You might be a runner if..... You hate when training runs don't end exactly on a whole number, but for some reason you have NO PROBLEM with the numbers13.1 and 26.2
MONDAY. Nothing a good pair of running shoes can't fix.
Yes, just like that!
Once you develop that "it is what it is" mentality a lot of things stop bothering you
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