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You used my Body Glide where?!?  Yeah, you go ahead and keep that.
Being on social media may waste my time but at least it also makes me angry and  increases my chances  to go for a run
Kinda wanna run a mile,  kinda wanna eat 10 Tacos...
"You can run slower tomorrow...  when no-one is watching."
Trying to make protein shakes....  But they keep coming out as margaritas.
Long runs are a great way to justify  binge eating after long runs
Check on your friends.  Check on your quiet friend. Check on your loud friend. Check on your always ok friend. Check on your not always ok friend.  Check on your sick friend. Check on your healthy friend. Check on your running friend....
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals... You're everything I ever wanted in a running friend.
Raise your hand if you ran a little harder today because you were thinking about everything you ate over the weekend.
"WOW, those  hills were  GREAT!"          -not me
Running friend (n): One who listens, doesn't judge and  somehow makes two hours of  running fun!
I run so I can eat.  I run so I can eat.  I run so I can eat.
A true running friend...  Waits for you when you need to take  a dump mid-run.
You might be a runner if you're too cool to dress up for Halloween, but  spend most weekends in costume for  a themed race.
Ryan O’Brien: “This is for testicular cancer. I'm donating a dollar for every  minute of my race to charity.” Interviewer: “So the faster you run, the less money the charity gets?”
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