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People who eat loads of food and  never gain weight, I hate you.
Never make decisions  ...while running up a hill.
if you're feeling down because u didn't PR yesterday just remember you are someone's reason to masturbate
Not sure if I'm out of shape...  or I just suck.
"911, what's your emergency?" Dog: my owner went for a run without me "Have you tried eating the couch"
Just when your thought you boobs  couldn't get any smaller.... RUNNING!
You used my Body Glide where?!?  Yeah, you go ahead and keep that.
Happy Thanksgiving!  Don't forget to set your scales back 10 lbs tonight!!
Came home after today's group run  & my dog peed a little because he was happy to see me.  None of my friends pee  when they see me. I'm  surrounded by fakes
Thanks for being my go-to running  friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone
Tag the most dramatic runner you know
IBUPROFEN;  drug of choice for when the  runner's high wears off !!
Tested positive for running too much
I like all the things about running that aren't running... Eating carbs, confortable footwear, being cheered.
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