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"911, what's your emergency?" Dog: my owner went for a run without me "Have you tried eating the couch"
When  non-runner friends ask if you are free this weekend... "Sorry, I have to do my long run.. then I'm going to  lay around all weekend recovering  from my long run."
What if the Hokey Pokey IS what  it
If you see a porta potty with no line,  use it. Even if you don't need to.
Do NOT ask me how long a 5K, 10K or marathon is...or I will hurt you!
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have anymore food and I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment.
5:00AM Running doesn
Trail Running: Because the squirrels are the only ones that like to hear my  out of breath singing!
I check out other people’s running  shoes like rich people judge my four  door budget sedan
Thanks for being my running buddy.  That 30 minutes we spend bitching is  the best part of my day!
Roses are red violets are blue running shoes costs less than dinner for two
Run hills they said....it'll be fun  they said.
Some days you may just feel like  hibernating. But you must get up  and get out, and get going!  Continue your path...  Your dreams are  waiting for you!
I promise I am a lot nicer than my "resting run face"!
Just changed my Facebook name to
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