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if you're feeling down because u didn't PR yesterday just remember you are someone's reason to masturbate
Kinda wanna run a mile,  kinda wanna eat 10 Tacos...
Jenna: “The Wall’s not real. It's a self-imposed mental block… like menopause.”
Nothing in the world can make you feel hotter than boob sweat.
convinced that buying a new pair of  nikes, in a new color, will  suddenly unlock my  untapped potential
I run for the sole purpose of  eating more.   Don't judge me.
You know you're a runner when... You no longer hate port-a-potties. In fact, there have been times  you've been very happy  to see one.
Those 3 days after your marathon  where you regret laughing at the  "life alert" lady. "I've fallen and  I can't get up!"
Who's idea was it to do the winter 8km cross? I knew I should have ran a 10k on the road instead.
Joggers bounce up and down at red lights. Runners just stand there looking pissed.
Ok, fine. I'll run. But I'm going to complain the whole time!
You know you're a runner when... you  see a sign on the highway telling how many miles an exit is and you think  "I could run that!"
Jenna: “It’s not a costume runner’s aim,  but I imagine it’s disheartening for a  normal runner to lose to a pizza slice  or a stack of pancakes.”
Nobody supports you like a social media running friend that you never met
Day 1 of hill repeats was actually just me fighting for my life
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