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Finished my run. And my stopwatch was off the whole time
You people who have just one glass of wine... What's that like?
(S)miles ahead put the worries behind.
For runners, Sunday is a day of rest... The rest of the laundry, the rest of the house work and the rest of all the other stuff we can't be bothered to do during weekdays.
I am officially off the market. I'm not in a relationship. I'm just tired of y'all and I signed up for an ironman lmao
I'm at that point in my life where I consider wearing my hair down as making an effort.
When she says being on top is "too hard" but you've seen her running 26.2 miles with ease
Yeah running a marathon is hard... But have you ever overdosed on viagra??? Hardest day of my life
I hate restaurants that put calories in the menu..i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked now
Day 1 of hill repeats was actually just me fighting for my life
me: i cannot spend any money right now i just can't running warehouse: here's 20% off me: fine i'll buy 10 things
Turkey Trot: a race before a Thanksgiving meal that burns the equivalent of 6 oz of turkey. Wait, what? Only 6 oz of Turkey! That's it? #RUNRFA
A true running friend waits for you when you need to take a dump mid-run
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!
I ran... and my house is clean. One of these is a lie.