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You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals... You're everything I ever wanted in a running friend.
UNPOPULAR OPINION
Race director: "Paramedics are on call for any injury, but the reception’s been spotty. It's best to get hurt between mile 6 and 13"
You know you're a runner when... You don't drink, you hydrate. You don't eat, you carb up. You don't rest, you taper. You don't work out, you train. Foam roll is a verb.
What do I think about when I run? Sometimes I fantasize about a world where I'm in charge, chocolate makes you skinny, and everything is always 80% off.
if I get back into running it's over. i don't know what's over, but something is
Fitbit died...Not moving until it's charged.
*nasty fall
Do you know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I got fat.
Me: *Delayed Muscle Onset Soreness* "I might not get on top, but ima bend over"
For runners, Sunday is a day of rest... The rest of the laundry, the rest of the house work and the rest of all the other stuff we can't be bothered to do during weekdays.
if you're feeling down because u didn't PR yesterday just remember you are someone's reason to masturbate
You people who have just one glass of wine... What's that like?
Why can't people just plan their parties around my race schedule??
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