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Pro tip: Seasoned runners don't need to map their miles on Insta. They're too busy breaking in their next pair of shoes. Newbies, on the other hand, are GPS- checking their every step to brunch
Running is a lot like fishing… a relaxing outdoor activity that’s good for the soul. Scratch that— running is nothing like fishing.
Here's the thing... REAL runners don't post every single mile on Instagram. That's how everyone knows you're a rookie
Posting motivational quotes on Instagram won't make you faster, but it might annoy all your friends enough to block you. Then no one will know how slow you are.
F*ck it. Just start quoting running cliches in the comments
Me after Chicago Marathon: this muscle soreness can't possibly get any worse Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness: Ohhhh just wait b*tch, there is more !!
Me in the winter: I don't do well with the lack of sun and cold Me in the spring: I don't do well with allergies while things around me thrive Me in the summer: I suffer in the heat and humidity like a dying hog Me for the two weeks of...
If you see me running more than usual that means I have a lot of stuff I need to be doing and I'm trying to avoid doing it
"How many kudos do u get every day" On average, I'd say round about 0. But on a good day, a solid 0
I called the cops on my own party last night because I was ready to go to bed
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 26.2 miles just for a medal, t-shirt, and a beer. Welcome to the insanity!!
Fun fact: a blue whale’s anus can stretch to approximately 3 and a half feet, making it the second largest asshole on the planet, just behind irresponsible mountain bikers
TYPES OR RUNNING INJURIES • 1% fell down or turned my ankle • 99% I feel unusually good I'm going to run a little longer and maybe run a little faster. Wow I feel grrrea...WTF?? NOOOO, I OVER DID IT!!!
Body: sexy Feet: f*cked
September already??? October is practically next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.
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