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Celebrate Global Running Day by baking a cake, writing ILOVETORUN on it with icing, then eating the whole thing with your hands.
Thanks for being my running buddy. That 30 minutes we spend bitching is the best part of my day!
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch.
My post-marathon needs: Channing Tatum to bring me water, Ryan Gosling to wrap me in a space blanket, and Andre the Giant to carry me to the car.
There's no place like home. To poop.
Today I bought a doughnut without the sprinkles. Diets are hard.
Why I choose to continue living: 1. out of spite 2. running 3. milfs
The fact that stretching works but only if you do it all the time.......toxic
Coffee, you're on the bench. Alcohol, suit up.
"I'm in the sexual prime of my life and I'm having dreams about fucking Boston Marathon."
London Marathon....26.2 miles. Bring it on, I'm ready now.
Me: "skips morning run" My mind: "anxious" Me: "goes for a run" My mind: "anxious" Me: Okay, you know what, fuck you!
When someone says, "Money can't buy happiness." Then explain these...
I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.... Good times.
You know you're a runner when... you've tried to convince a friend to run a 5k with you because "it's ONLY 3.1 miles."
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