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Rule 1: FUCK WHAT THEY THINK Rule 2: see rule 1
Monday - Rest Day. AKA Eat Everything in the House Day.
I'm a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you've got all your A-list running clothes back in the game.
I am a 40 yo mom of 4, never go to the gym, and I don't diet... My secret? Nothing! I'm the one at the back...
Ok, fine. I'll run. But I'm going to complain the whole time!
A true running friend... Waits for you when you need to take a dump mid-run.
What's worse than running 1.79 miles and realizing you didn't turn on your GPS watch?????? NOTHING.
A banana is 105 Calories. A glass of Prosecco is 80. Choose wisely.
The smartest guys know you'll get hella replies on a selfie so they keep quiet and wait till you post a pic of ur salad or something to slide in talkin about "what kind of dressing is that?" cause they know aint no one else go...
Ugh, who has time to go for a run? ..I say before a 2 hour nap.
I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance.
Trying to convince my wife to train for a marathon just so I don’t have to buy her a Pelaton
Shoutout to everyone who got through the day without taking a nap... Pulled an all-dayer today. Pretty rough.
What's something you can say during a run AND in the bedroom?
Do I get a discount for my pedicure if I only have seven toenails?
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