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Me *after a long run or race* : don't ask me to change positions, just toss me around
Drop a problem and let a stranger give you advice
Nothing in the world can make you feel hotter than boob sweat.
What's something you can say during a run AND in the bedroom?
Not training to be skinny, training to be badass.
*early morning run* During the first mile: f*ck this, I'm tired as f*uck During the last mile: f*ck yeah baby, that's what I call a good run. I can't wait for tomorrow!!
I run for the sole purpose of eating more. Don't judge me.
You know you're a runner when... You no longer hate port-a-potties. In fact, there have been times you've been very happy to see one.
Roses are red You went out too fast You started in first But ended dead last
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have anymore food and I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment.
Joggers bounce up and down at red lights. Runners just stand there looking pissed.
Nobody supports you like a social media running friend that you never met
I LOVE RUNNING, i hate running, I LOVE RUNNING, i hate running, I LOVE RUNNING, i hate running..
Thanks for being my running buddy. That 30 minutes we spend bitching is the best part of my day!
The smartest guys know you'll get hella replies on a selfie so they keep quiet and wait till you post a pic of ur salad or something to slide in talkin about "what kind of dressing is that?" cause they know aint no one else go...
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