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Ok, fine. I'll run. But I'm going to complain the whole time!
What's something you can say during a run AND in the bedroom?
Running is about finding friends who are your kind of crazy!
A true running friend... Waits for you when you need to take a dump mid-run.
Not every run can make you happy. Running is not pizza.
I'm a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you've got all your A-list running clothes back in the game.
Monday - Rest Day. AKA Eat Everything in the House Day.
Rule 1: FUCK WHAT THEY THINK Rule 2: see rule 1
The smartest guys know you'll get hella replies on a selfie so they keep quiet and wait till you post a pic of ur salad or something to slide in talkin about "what kind of dressing is that?" cause they know aint no one else go...
Trying to convince my wife to train for a marathon just so I don’t have to buy her a Pelaton
I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance.
A banana is 105 Calories. A glass of Prosecco is 80. Choose wisely.
Ugh, who has time to go for a run? ..I say before a 2 hour nap.
Shoutout to everyone who got through the day without taking a nap... Pulled an all-dayer today. Pretty rough.
Do I get a discount for my pedicure if I only have seven toenails?
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