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Ok, fine. I'll run. But I'm going to complain the whole time!
So what fun things are you  doing this weekend??  Ummmm......  Running. No I'm not kidding.
A true running friend...  Waits for you when you need to take  a dump mid-run.
Running is about finding friends who are your kind of crazy!
Monday - Rest Day. AKA Eat Everything in the  House Day.
The smartest guys know you'll get hella  replies on a selfie so they keep quiet  and wait till you post a pic of ur salad  or something to slide in talkin about   "what kind of dressing is that?"       cause they know aint no one  else go...
Not every run can make you happy.  Running is not pizza.
I'm a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you've got all your A-list running clothes back in the game.
Rule 1: FUCK WHAT THEY THINK Rule 2: see rule 1
Trying to convince my wife to train for a marathon just so I don’t have to buy her a Pelaton
I wish retail therapy was covered by  my health insurance.
A banana is 105 Calories.  A glass of Prosecco is 80.  Choose wisely.
Ugh, who has time to go for a run?  ..I say before a 2 hour nap.
Shoutout to everyone who got through the day without taking a nap... Pulled  an all-dayer today. Pretty rough.
"You're still a rockstar." I whisper to myself as I take an Ibuprofen and climb into bed at 8:00pm
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