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Even if you are fully vaccinated, CDC recommends to use deodorant
For someone who runs all the time, I still have the ability to make it look like it's the first time I've ever tried.
I'm at that point in my life where I consider wearing my hair down as making an effort.
Fitbit died...Not moving until it's charged.
Me *after a long run or race* : don't ask me to change positions, just toss me around
She believed she could... but she was really tired. So she didn't.
Accidentally went grocery shopping after my long run and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 4.
I'm sorry for what I said before I had my run.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals... You're everything I ever wanted in a running friend.
You know you're a runner when... You don't drink, you hydrate. You don't eat, you carb up. You don't rest, you taper. You don't work out, you train. Foam roll is a verb.
There's no place like home. To poop.
The mid-run face when you remember you locked your keys in the car...
What do I think about when I run? Sometimes I fantasize about a world where I'm in charge, chocolate makes you skinny, and everything is always 80% off.
The fact that stretching works but only if you do it all the time.......toxic
FACT: as soon as you put a race on the calendar your 'healed' running injury starts acting stupid
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