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Trainer: what are your goals? Me: to pet all the dogs Trainer: no, fitness goals Me: to be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs
"Pick it up" "I picked it up last time" "It was your idea to crew" "Fuck off"
In desperate need of a full body massage, 4 days of sleep and a trip to the Bahamas.
I actually have feelings for my bed
Sometimes, it isn't so bad to rack up a lot of mileage during your life.
Race director: "Paramedics are on call for any injury, but the reception’s been spotty. It's best to get hurt between mile 6 and 13"
Joggers bounce up and down at red lights. Runners just stand there, looking pissed.
Thanks for being my running buddy. That 30 minutes we spend bitching is the best part of my day!
Top 5 reasons to date a runner girl: 5• You'll get some alone time 4• We like it long, hard and in the woods 3• We do it in the morning at lunch or after dinner 2• We're not afraid to get a little dirty 1• Short shorts...
My friends are all "Fall... pumpkin lattes, Uggs, sweaters"... And I'm over here... "Fall... cooler runs.. Duh!"
Lord I'm not rushing you for my BQ... I'm just asking for the tracking #
I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance.
Bottle of Wine = 487 Calories ...or Five Miles. (yeah, start running !!)
Sometimes you just want to say "F@#k the world" and hit the trails.
"Suck it, Ted Lasso, RUNNING is life!" –Sir Mo Farah
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