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I ran... and my house is clean.  One of these is a lie.
I actually have feelings for my bed
Me: *Delayed Muscle Onset Soreness* "I might not get on top, but ima  bend over"
A true running friend waits for you  when you need to take a dump mid-run
"What do you do for fun?" Me: I struggle
"WOW, those  hills were  GREAT!"          -not me
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!
2 rest days in a row..  Omigawd I'm gonna be  so out of shape !!
RUNNERS. Ignoring doctors since.... forever!
Coffee, you're on the  bench. Alcohol, suit up.
Celebrate Global Running Day by  baking a cake, writing ILOVETORUN  on it with icing, then eating the whole thing with your hands.
My favorite exercise is a cross  between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch.
Today I bought a doughnut  without the sprinkles.  Diets are hard.
You know you're a runner when...  you've tried to convince a friend to run a 5k with you because  "it's ONLY 3.1 miles."
I remember being able to get up  without making sound effects.... Good times.
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