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I'm at that age.... Once I lay down... It's OVER!!
Running Shoes: buy us Me: yes master
Thanks for being my running buddy.  That 30 minutes we spend bitching is  the best part of my day!
There is no magic pill.  No special shake.  No secret diet.  Just get off your ass.
The smartest guys know you'll get hella  replies on a selfie so they keep quiet  and wait till you post a pic of ur salad  or something to slide in talkin about   "what kind of dressing is that?"       cause they know aint no one  else go...
You might be a runner if you're too cool to dress up for Halloween, but  spend most weekends in costume for  a themed race.
What's worse than running 1.79 miles  and realizing you didn't turn on your  GPS watch?????? NOTHING.
Running be like well do you want depression or do u want a running injury
Pro Tip: If you eat cupcakes fast enough your Fitbit will thing you're jogging.
Who's idea was it to do the winter 8km cross? I knew I should have ran a 10k on the road instead.
You never realize how little self control u have until chips and salsa in front of you at the Mexican restaurant.
I hate when runners who are really fast come to group runs and start pushing  the pace... Go run in the Olympics  bitch we trying to have fun
You used my Body Glide where?!?  Yeah, you go ahead and keep that.
Rule 1: FUCK WHAT THEY THINK Rule 2: see rule 1
*nasty fall
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