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Shoutout to everyone who got through the day without taking a nap... Pulled an all-dayer today. Pretty rough.
MONDAY. Nothing a good pair of running shoes can't fix.
Trying to convince my wife to train for a marathon just so I don’t have to buy her a Pelaton
I hate when runners who are really fast come to group runs and start pushing the pace... Go run in the Olympics bitch we trying to have fun
"You're still a rockstar." I whisper to myself as I take an Ibuprofen and climb into bed at 8:00pm
A true running friend... Waits for you when you need to take a dump mid-run.
The smartest guys know you'll get hella replies on a selfie so they keep quiet and wait till you post a pic of ur salad or something to slide in talkin about "what kind of dressing is that?" cause they know aint no one else go...
People who eat loads of food and never gain weight, I hate you.
Joggers bounce up and down at red lights. Runners just stand there looking pissed.
Shareef: “You wanna date a runner? Oh yeah? Try getting into an argument 2 miles into a 20-mile run.”
Rule 1: FUCK WHAT THEY THINK Rule 2: see rule 1
The fact that stretching works but only if you do it all the time.......toxic
Thanks for being my running buddy. That 30 minutes we spend bitching is the best part of my day!
Me whenever the sky looks beautiful
Pro Tip: If you eat cupcakes fast enough your Fitbit will thing you're jogging.
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