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You know you're a runner when...  you've tried to convince a friend to run a 5k with you because  "it's ONLY 3.1 miles."
A girl can be your best friend, wife,  worst enemy, or worst nightmare.....  It just depends if she went  for a run today or not.
Jenna: “It’s not a costume runner’s aim,  but I imagine it’s disheartening for a  normal runner to lose to a pizza slice  or a stack of pancakes.”
I wish retail therapy was covered  by my health insurance.
Jenna: “The Wall’s not real. It's a self-imposed mental block… like menopause.”
My favorite exercise is a cross  between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch.
2 rest days in a row..  Omigawd I'm gonna be  so out of shape !!
There's no place like home.  To poop.
Today I bought a doughnut  without the sprinkles.  Diets are hard.
Roses are red violets are blue running shoes costs less than dinner for two
In desperate need of a full body  massage, 4 days of sleep and a trip to the Bahamas.
Here's the thing... REAL runners don't post every single mile on Instagram.  That's how everyone knows you're a rookie.
Celebrate Global Running Day by  baking a cake, writing ILOVETORUN  on it with icing, then eating the whole thing with your hands.
When someone says, "Money  can't buy happiness."   Then explain these...
My post-marathon needs:  Channing Tatum to bring me water,  Ryan Gosling to wrap me in a space blanket, and  Andre the Giant  to carry me to the car.
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