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I run because I like when  my hair looks like Beyonce's.
You know you're a runner when...  You don't drink, you hydrate.  You don't eat, you carb up.  You don't rest, you taper.  You don't work out,  you train. Foam  roll is a verb.
"Ya know, what I love about running  is you meet all sorts of  interesting people."
I'm at that point in my life where  I consider wearing my hair down as making an effort.
Miles in one month... One number that you will be happy  to see go up and up!
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals... You're everything I ever wanted in a running friend.
Accidentally went grocery shopping  after my long run and now I'm  the proud owner of aisle 4.
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!
I am officially off the market. I'm not in a relationship. I'm just tired of y'all and I signed up for  an ironman lmao
It's disgusting how much i replay  a song when i love it
"You're still a rockstar." I whisper to myself as I take an Ibuprofen and climb into bed at 8:00pm
Running means pain. Blood. Suffering. Sacrifice.   ...Uh, where was I going with this?
Pro tip – Get shit faced and leave your  car at the bar and Uber home. You’ve  just planned tomorrow morning’s run.
The best running partners create routes around bathroom stops.
I think my soulmate might be carbs.
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