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Trainer: what are your goals? Me: to pet all the dogs Trainer: no, fitness goals Me: to be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs
My morning routine includes 10 minutes of lying down on the sofa and thinking about how tired I am.
My 'alone' time is sometimes for your safety.
Just so you're aware. Between mile 20 and 26.2 I start to use the word "F*ck" like it's a comma
Race director: "Paramedics are on call for any injury, but the reception’s been spotty. It's best to get hurt between mile 6 and 13"
WEBSITE: We use cookies to improve performance ME: Same
Runner's logic: "I'm tired. I think I'll go for a run."
I wish running felt great during and terrible after instead of the reverse, because I seem to be better about doing things in vodka order.
Remember when you could refer to your knees as Right and Left? Instead of Good and Bad. Ahh, good times, eh?
Why I choose to continue living: 1. out of spite 2. running 3. milfs
"Pick it up" "I picked it up last time" "It was your idea to crew" "Fuck off"
We'll stop posting about our running when you stop sharing photos of your food.
Let's face it... After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F!
In honor of Global Running Day, I
"Suck it, Ted Lasso, RUNNING is life!" –Sir Mo Farah
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