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Me: *Delayed Muscle Onset Soreness* "I might not get on top, but ima bend over"
Yeah.......As soon as we are out of the camera's man line of vision... I am walking
Runner thoughts. "Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy.... Does my knee hurt? ... ... .. Nope! Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy...."
PROCAFFEINATING: (n) the tendency to not start anything until you've had a cup of coffee.
Yeah, i have to ice my knees for an hour after every run, but isn’t running amazing?
Me whenever the sky looks beautiful
I run for the sole purpose of eating more. Don't judge me.
Tangerines are oranges that didn't want it bad enough. DON'T BE A TANGERINE!!!
You used my Body Glide where?!? Yeah, you go ahead and keep that.
We'll stop posting about our running when you stop sharing photos of your food.
The real battle begins when your mind starts thinking about donuts and mile markers AT THE SAME TIME.
I don
Marathon? Nah, I'm training for Black Friday!
Remember when you could refer to your knees as Right and Left? Instead of Good and Bad. Ahh, good times, eh?
Here's the thing... REAL runners don't post every single mile on Instagram. That's how everyone knows you're a rookie.
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