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I just realized, I only do laundry when I'm out of running clothes.
Running takes balls. Other sports just play with them.
Just when you thought your boobs couldn't get any smaller... RUNNING.
Therapist: and what do we do when we feel like this? Me: sign up for another challenge Therapist: no
Sometimes you just need to lay on your bed and do nothing for three years
Running circles in front of your house because you can't end at 4.91 miles.
People who eat loads of food and never gain weight, I hate you.
Not as boring as it looks.
Santa baby, just slip a Garmin under the tree for me; been an awful good girl, Santa baby, a pair of running shoes too, light blue; Santa baby, I want a PR... and really that's not a lot... So hurry down the chimney tonight!
Him: why's a pretty girl like you still single Me: i'm in training
Here's the thing... REAL runners don't post every single mile on Instagram. That's how everyone knows you're a rookie.
Other girls: "Some days I just forget to eat all day" Me: "Some days I just eat all day"
Me: *Delayed Muscle Onset Soreness* "I might not get on top, but ima bend over"
Satellite...satellite...satellite...satellite... Come on already!
My boyfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
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