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My warmup includes waiting for satellites.
In desperate need of a full body massage, 4 days of sleep and a trip to the Bahamas.
Unless you are standing at mile 26 or 26.1, please do not hold a sign saying "YOU'RE ALMOST THERE"!
I run for the sole purpose of eating more. Don't judge me.
Depresso... the feeling i get when i run out of coffee.
You used my Body Glide where?!? Yeah, you go ahead and keep that.
Turkey Trot: a race before a Thanksgiving meal that burns the equivalent of 6 oz of turkey. Wait, what? Only 6 oz of Turkey! That's it? #RUNRFA
I hate when runners who are really fast come to group runs and start pushing the pace... Go run in the Olympics bitch we trying to have fun
Today I bought a doughnut without the sprinkles. Diets are hard.
2 rest days in a row.. Omigawd I'm gonna be so out of shape !!
Runs Marathons... Still circles the parking lot three times looking for a close spot...
If her titties big, she definitely chafe
Running is the only time my mind is quiet. Probably because I'm focusing on not falling down.
When someone says, "Money can't buy happiness." Then explain these...
Why can't people just plan their parties around my race schedule??
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