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My brain cells, skin cells, and hair cells continue to die. But my stubborn fat cells seem to have eternal life
NEW Runner Friend: "I read a book on injury prevention strategies. How would you describe your stretching routine?" ME:
Runners will post a pic of new shoes in their story & caption it "much needed" as if they didn't have 17 pairs of running shoes in the closet
"You can run slower tomorrow... when no-one is watching."
I check out other people’s running shoes like rich people judge my four door budget sedan
Shareefz: “With running you gotta stay on schedule. You miss one day, you're screwed. It's like birth control.”
Marathon? Nah, I'm training for Black Friday!
Therapist: and what do we do when we feel like this? Me: sign up for another challenge Therapist: no
You might be a runner if.... you hate when training runs don't end exactly on a whole number, but for some reason you have NO PROBLEM with the numbers13.1and 26.2
Rule 1: FUCK WHAT THEY THINK Rule 2: see rule 1
Not wearing black is kinda hard to do
Celebrate Global Running Day by baking a cake, writing ILOVETORUN on it with icing, then eating the whole thing with your hands.
Me: "I have to go home, I have so much stuff to do" When I get home:
Pro tip – Get shit faced and leave your car at the bar and Uber home. You’ve just planned tomorrow morning’s run.
My post-marathon needs: Channing Tatum to bring me water, Ryan Gosling to wrap me in a space blanket, and Andre the Giant to carry me to the car.
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