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How far will I run today? Far enough to deserve this many cupcakes!!
Me: "I have to go home, I have so much stuff to do" When I get home:
Today is global running day and I
Yeah.......As soon as we are out of the camera's man line of vision... I am walking
Running circles in front of your house because you can't end at 4.91 miles.
Me *after a long run or race* : don't ask me to change positions, just toss me around
Depresso... the feeling i get when i run out of coffee.
Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
I ran 3 miles this morning. So If I did the math right, that entitles me to 3 pounds of chocolate and 2 bottles of wine.
Be straight with me Doc. When you say "broken" does that mean I SHOULD or SHOULD NOT run my race this weekend?
I find myself drawn to people who are funny, intelligent, and twisted. Bonus points for working some sexual innuendos into the conversation
What's something you can say during a run AND in the bedroom?
It doesn
We all cope in different ways. I like running and being awesome.
I've never been one for museums; the sunrise is my most perfect work of art.