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You know you're a runner when... you use the words 'only' 'merely' or 'just' in the same sentence as the words 'run' 'miles' and 'hours'.
My 'alone' time is sometimes for your safety.
RUNNING. Cheaper than therapy.
You. Me. Going for a run and having a nap after. It's a date.
The smartest guys know you'll get hella replies on a selfie so they keep quiet and wait till you post a pic of ur salad or something to slide in talkin about "what kind of dressing is that?" cause they know aint no one else go...
Nobody supports you like a social media running friend that you never met
Sometimes, it isn't so bad to rack up a lot of mileage during your life.
If her titties big, she definitely chafe
Satellite...satellite...satellite...satellite... Come on already!
I whisper "What the f@#k" to myself at least 100 times during a marathon!
Runner thoughts. "Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy.... Does my knee hurt? ... ... .. Nope! Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy...."
Even if you are fully vaccinated, CDC recommends to use deodorant
Santa baby, just slip a Garmin under the tree for me; been an awful good girl, Santa baby, a pair of running shoes too, light blue; Santa baby, I want a PR... and really that's not a lot... So hurry down the chimney tonight!
Runs half marathons. Still looks for close parking spots.
*early morning run* During the first mile: f*ck this, I'm tired as f*uck During the last mile: f*ck yeah baby, that's what I call a good run. I can't wait for tomorrow!!
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