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I run because I like when my hair looks like Beyonce's.
Don't LIE! Do you have a person who gives you kudos daily and really cares about you?
The fact that stretching works but only if you do it all the time.......toxic
Me whenever the sky looks beautiful
Lack of sex turns you into a marathoner
My 'alone' time is sometimes for your safety.
I'm ready for hoodies and cool nights
I actually have feelings for my bed
"No mask on your face You big disgrace Spreading your germs All over the place!"
i blocked all the stupid runners so if u can see this take it as a compliment
A true running friend waits for you when you need to take a dump mid-run
"911 what's your emergency" Dog: yes where are my balls
Joggers bounce up and down at red lights. Runners just stand there, looking pissed.
She believed she could... but she was really tired. So she didn't.
I wasn't sure what to make for dinner, so I opened a bottle of wine and now I don't care. A lesson for us all there I think.
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