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My boyfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
How far will I run today? Far enough to deserve this many cupcakes!!
Me: "I have to go home, I have so much stuff to do" When I get home:
Today is global running day and I
Depresso... the feeling i get when i run out of coffee.
I ran 3 miles this morning. So If I did the math right, that entitles me to 3 pounds of chocolate and 2 bottles of wine.
Running circles in front of your house because you can't end at 4.91 miles.
Me *after a long run or race* : don't ask me to change positions, just toss me around
Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
I find myself drawn to people who are funny, intelligent, and twisted. Bonus points for working some sexual innuendos into the conversation
Be straight with me Doc. When you say "broken" does that mean I SHOULD or SHOULD NOT run my race this weekend?
What's something you can say during a run AND in the bedroom?
Question for meteorologists... On a loop run, why is the wind in my fucking face after EVERY turn?
It doesn
We all cope in different ways. I like running and being awesome.