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If her titties big, she definitely chafe
Told this new guy at work about how I skip lunch just to put my miles in and the next day he pulls out a hot chicken shawarma out of his bag for me sayin he doesn't want me to be hungry is he in love with me yes or no
It's all about that pace, 'bout that pace, no stopping!....
One lap per one slice of turkey or pie... heck, I'll be here until Christmas.
Will run for apple strudel and a medal! Anytime!
Me: *Delayed Muscle Onset Soreness* "I might not get on top, but ima bend over"
F*ck your star sign, I want to know if you're choosing the Half, Full or Ultra
Some days I run to LOSE myself, other days I run to FIND myself. But most days I run because I want to add to my t-shirt and "bling" collections!
Pro tip – Get shit faced and leave your car at the bar and Uber home. You’ve just planned tomorrow morning’s run.
Every box of raisins is a tragic story of grapes that could have been wine.
My pace or yours?
If we start calling it 'potato juice', Vodka becomes a health drink.
You won't get far in this sport if you only run on the days you feel good.
5:00AM Running doesn
My friends are all "Fall... pumpkin lattes, Uggs, sweaters"... and I'm over here... "Fall... cooler runs... Duh!"
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