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Y'all ever been in a long distance  friendship with your best running friend? THAT SH!T HURTS
I don't mean to brag but... I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 26 minutes.
I was taking a walk break and someone saw me
"Suck it, Ted Lasso, RUNNING is life!"     –Sir Mo Farah
I used to be able to drink all weekend. Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than my last marathon!
I check out other people’s running  shoes like rich people judge my four  door budget sedan
What's more fun than running? Running with your friends!
What's on my running playlist?  Obviously anything with 180 bpm...
Woke up in running clothes. I really  admire drunk me and her ambitions.
Trainer: what are your goals?  Me: to pet all the dogs Trainer: no, fitness goals Me: to be able to run fast enough  to pet all the dogs
You better clean that mess up...  Your mom didn't get to run  today... no telling what level of crazy we are working with!
Slowly step away from that cotton t-shirt and nobody's nipples will get hurt!!!
*driving home from Beer Mile* The officer said "You drinking?" I said "You buying" We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money ASAP...
Just when you think you're almost done you see a sign that says mile 13.1 you're Halfway there!
My friends are all "Fall... pumpkin lattes, Uggs, sweaters"... And I'm over here... "Fall... cooler runs.. Duh!"
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