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"you look tired today..." –yeah, i'm tired everyday, i just didn't have the energy to hide it today
"So when am I supposed to feel zippy-zippy-fast and fresh?" I only have two more days until my marathon
"It could be drugs," I whisper to myself as I buy another pair of running shoes on an extremely tight budget. "At least it's not drugs."
Me after Chicago Marathon: this muscle soreness can't possibly get any worse Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness: Ohhhh just wait b*tch, there is more !!
I run every day so I don't act like Kanye
Dear taco trucks, please consider cruising the neighborhoods like ice cream trucks ey..
California runner in 40F: “it's so fuuuuucking cold" Canadian runner in 16F: “Bitch please... I’m still in shorts, eh”
Fun fact: a blue whale’s anus can stretch to approximately 3 and a half feet, making it the second largest asshole on the planet, just behind irresponsible mountain bikers
I wasted half of my life telling people how long is a marathon
Sometimes walking away with good memories is enough.
Having a job is cool and all but everyday????? It's really starting to mess with my training schedule
MARATHONER. Because my kids deserve a mother they can brag about.
PRO TIP: Running faster than anyone else can help you win a race.
TALENTS: 1. Eating 2. Running 3. Talking about running 4. Buying running gear 5. Signing up for races 6. Ignoring injuries
TALENTS: 1. Eating 2. Running 3. Talking about running 4. Buying running gear 5. Signing up for races 6. Ignoring injuries
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