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"It could be drugs," I whisper to myself as I buy another pair of running shoes  on an extremely tight budget.  "At least it's not drugs."
*TRIATHLETES* because some of us are too dumb to realize that 1 sport at a time is hard enough
I like my morning run more than I like most people
And here we f*cking go again. I mean  good morning
TALENTS:  1. Eating  2. Running  3. Talking about running  4. Buying running gear  5. Signing up for races  6. Ignoring injuries
Sometimes, running with friends is all  the therapy you need.
I hate when the iPhone corrects "omw"  to On My Way! ...I'm not that excited for a mid week long run
I like running, the word "fuck" and three people
I run every day so I don't act like Kanye
Another fine day ruined by a long run
TAPER WEEK  I'm either annoyed or annoying...There's no in-between
"So when am I supposed to feel  zippy-zippy-fast and fresh?" I only have two more days until my marathon
Fun fact: a blue whale’s anus can  stretch to approximately 3 and a half  feet, making it the second largest  asshole on the planet, just behind irresponsible mountain bikers
Sometimes walking away with good memories is enough.
I wasted half of my life telling people how long is a marathon
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