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The smartest guys know you'll get hella replies on a selfie so they keep quiet and wait till you post a pic of ur salad or something to slide in talkin about "what kind of dressing is that?" cause they know aint no one else go...
It's time to exercise and I'm still walking funny from my last workout.
After 20 miles, Don't trust a Fart.
Own who you are!
Jenna: “The average marathoner is 35, male, predominantly middle to upper class… I have 26.2 miles to chase down a husband.”
*Chafing the dream*
you can't control how much people hate you, but you can control how many medals you have compared to them
Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but did you run today? be honest...
It doesn
I ran 3 miles this morning. So If I did the math right, that entitles me to 3 pounds of chocolate and 2 bottles of wine.
No matter how good you feel on your run... There will always be a woman pushing a stroller that's running faster than you!!
Jenna: “The Wall’s not real. It's a self-imposed mental block… like menopause.”
I'm sorry I didn't answer my phone when you called... I don't use it for that.
You suck. You should fix that.
When the candles cost more than the cake... You still chase women, but only downhill. Happy birthday!
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