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There's no place like home. To poop.
I'm always weirdly proud when my pee is clear. Like, fuck yea, I'm so damn hydrated
Can't believe as a kid I used to fall asleep unassisted. No melatonin, no CBD, just me and my eyelids raw dogging it
For run streakers, Global Running Day is like Groundhog Day - we
That moment when you have so much to do that you decide you are not going to do any of it...and just go for a run.
7.8 billion people in the world and you woke up to no kudos
I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance.
You know you're a runner when... You have this inability to admit that you should probably see a doctor when your [knee/ankle/calf/shin] hurts you
For someone who runs all the time, I still have the ability to make it look like it's the first time I've ever tried.
Nobody is too busy, it's just a matter of priorities
Today is global running day and I
The mid-run face when you remember you locked your keys in the car...
When a girl uploads the after run photo: Main guy: (no comment) doesn't like and passes Side guy: Cutie... Guy with No Chance: you are an inspiration for us all & u light up my day
unicorn medal: you want me me: I want you baby
I'm sorry for what I said before I had my run.
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