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I whisper "What the f@#k" to myself at least 100 times during a marathon!
Other girls: "Some days I just forget to eat all day" Me: "Some days I just eat all day"
Runs half marathons. Still looks for close parking spots.
Some days I run to LOSE myself, other days I run to FIND myself. But most days I run because I want to add to my t-shirt and "bling" collections!
Don't LIE! Do you have a person who gives you kudos daily and really cares about you?
A good run is a lot like a strong cup of coffee. It energizes you, revitalizes you.. And kinda makes you wanna poop.
me: i'll stop at 6 miles: 6.08 me: whoa, looks like i gotta run 7
I look like I'm having deep thoughts, but 98% of the time I'm thinking about what I am going to eat next
I googled my symptoms. Turned out I just need to go for a run.
Trying to convince my wife to train for a marathon just so I don’t have to buy her a Pelaton
PRO TIP. Never apologize for spending too much on running gear...Just sleep naked and let them decide if they are still mad or not
"No mask on your face You big disgrace Spreading your germs All over the place!"
If dad bods can be okay, can we lower the standards for females? Shit I like beer and food too
How far will I run today? Far enough to deserve this many cupcakes!!
I wish menus would list mile equivalents rather than calories. Like, if you eat that cheesecake, go ahead and add another 10 miles to your run.
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