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UNPOPULAR OPINION: wine is better than gatorade
I whisper "What the f@#k" to myself at least 100 times during a marathon!
Move over treadmill, it is time to go outside for my run today.
Other girls: "Some days I just forget to eat all day" Me: "Some days I just eat all day"
Don't LIE! Do you have a person who gives you kudos daily and really cares about you?
Trying to convince my wife to train for a marathon just so I don’t have to buy her a Pelaton
Some days I run to LOSE myself, other days I run to FIND myself. But most days I run because I want to add to my t-shirt and "bling" collections!
me: i'll stop at 6 miles: 6.08 me: whoa, looks like i gotta run 7
"No mask on your face You big disgrace Spreading your germs All over the place!"
If dad bods can be okay, can we lower the standards for females? Shit I like beer and food too
Runs half marathons. Still looks for close parking spots.
I look like I'm having deep thoughts, but 98% of the time I'm thinking about what I am going to eat next
I googled my symptoms. Turned out I just need to go for a run.
PRO TIP. Never apologize for spending too much on running gear...Just sleep naked and let them decide if they are still mad or not
I wish menus would list mile equivalents rather than calories. Like, if you eat that cheesecake, go ahead and add another 10 miles to your run.
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