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"What size pants do you wear?" "LEGGINGS."
Satellite...satellite...satellite...satellite... Come on already!
Sometimes you just need to lay on your bed and do nothing for three years
Why can't people just plan their parties around my race schedule??
Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but did you run today? be honest...
You know you're a runner when....lack of running will have you mad at stupid shit like why is this floor on the floor
Roses are red violets are blue don't make me choose between running and you
Running in humidity is like running in the rain... must keep looking for the rainbow.
*me after EVERY. SINGLE. RUN* Let's talk about cal-o-ries Let's talk about wine and cheese Let's talk about all the tacos and the pizza I may eat Let's talk about SNACKS
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Can't believe as a kid I used to fall asleep unassisted. No melatonin, no CBD, just me and my eyelids raw dogging it
Not to get technical... but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution.
RUNNING OXYMORONS: *easy five miles *"only" a half marathon *humble marathoner *sanitary porta potty *ten perfect toenails *pre-run stretches *fast recovery YIKES!!
I was talking to a beginner runner and she said to me "I can't wait till I'm strong enough to get through a hill workout without feeling like I'm gonna die" And I was like.... oh Oh, honey..
Let's face it... After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F!
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