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I googled my symptoms. Turned out  I just need to go for a run.
Anyone else feeling guilty for not stretching but still not stretching lol
That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and realize there's someone inside...
Doctor: You need to rest that leg for  at least two weeks  Me: Of course..... Can I run home though? Doctor: Are you even  listening to me?  Me: No, I don't have  any allergies
I plan on having such an awesome run,  Morgan Freeman should narrate it.
I wish menus would list mile equivalents rather than calories.  Like, if you eat that cheesecake,  go ahead and add another  10 miles to your run.
"WOW, those  hills were  GREAT!"          -not me
7.8 billion people in the world and  you woke up to no kudos
You know you're a runner when....lack  of running will have you mad at stupid  shit like why is this floor on the floor
I don
Non-runners before coronavirus:   "RUN, FORREST, RUN"   Non-runners now:
Waiter:  careful the food is hot  The food:
UNPOPULAR OPINION: wine is better than gatorade
Welcome to Spring running in Chicago.
Can't believe as a kid I used to fall  asleep unassisted. No melatonin,  no CBD, just me and my eyelids  raw dogging it
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