eBibs

You know the miles have truly paid off when you become an eBib caricature!!
NEW Runner Friend: "I read a book on injury prevention strategies. How would you describe your stretching routine?" ME:
Body: Sexy Feet: F*cked
Therapist: and what do we do when we feel like this? Me: sign up for another race Therapist: No
PRO TIP. Never apologize for spending too much on running gear...Just sleep naked and let them decide if they are still mad or not
Not sure if I'm out of shape... or I just suck.
I'm always weirdly proud when my pee is clear. Like, hell yea, I'm so damn hydrated!
Running circles in front of your house because you can't end at 4.93 miles.
I'm sorry my posts on Instagram remind you of how lazy you are
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if aren't happy with your race times, try running a little bit faster
I hate when runners who are really fast come to group runs and start pushing the pace... Go run in the Olympics bitch we trying to have fun
Just so you're aware... Between mile 20 and 26.2 I start to use the word "F**k" like it's a comma.
One does not simply run past a glass wall without looking at their form!
"You trained too hard to walk. MOVE IT!!"
30s may be the new 20s but 9pm is the new midnight
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