eBibs

You know the miles have truly paid off when you become an eBib caricature!!
I'm always weirdly proud when my pee is clear. Like, hell yea, I'm so damn hydrated!
PRO TIP. Never apologize for spending too much on running gear...Just sleep naked and let them decide if they are still mad or not
Therapist: and what do we do when we feel like this? Me: sign up for another race Therapist: No
Not sure if I'm out of shape... or I just suck.
Running circles in front of your house because you can't end at 4.93 miles.
I'm sorry my posts on Instagram remind you of how lazy you are
NEW Runner Friend: "I read a book on injury prevention strategies. How would you describe your stretching routine?" ME:
Just so you're aware... Between mile 20 and 26.2 I start to use the word "F**k" like it's a comma.
One does not simply run past a glass wall without looking at their form!
I hate when runners who are really fast come to group runs and start pushing the pace... Go run in the Olympics bitch we trying to have fun
"You trained too hard to walk. MOVE IT!!"
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if aren't happy with your race times, try running a little bit faster
Dear boys, until you start having periods, babies, ...and run 26.2 miles just for fun, you're not as strong as you think.
NEVER SAY NEVER with anything running related... "Never could I run a 5k" ....DID IT! "Never could I run a 10k" ...DID IT! "Never could I run a Half-Marathon."...DID IT! "Never could I run a Marathon" ...DID IT!
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