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If you think I'm bitchy now, you should see me when I miss my run.
Him:  why's a pretty girl like you  still single Me:  i'm in training
"You can run slower tomorrow...  when no-one is watching."
Dear Lord,  Please don't let my husband be home when all my online orders arrive.  Amen.
Scientific research suggests that runners lose both their sense of personal space and smell after completing a race.
gyms shouldn't even open back up,  i've moved on with my life
Running in humidity is like running in the rain... must keep looking for the rainbow.
me: i look cute mirrors: you look cute other people: you look good iPhone front camera: what's up you Shrek-lookin bag of bitch
Runs Marathons... Still circles the parking lot three times looking for a close spot...
We all cope in different ways.  I like running and being awesome.
That moment when you realize it's  a rest day... and you just don't know what to do with your life anymore
I plan on having such an awesome run,  Morgan Freeman should narrate it.
GPS Watch: Connected  Me: then fccking act like it
I find myself drawn to people who are funny, intelligent, and twisted.  Bonus points for working  some sexual innuendos  into the conversation
**triathletes dating** you: hey wyd wednesday them: swim then bike. wyd saturday  you: being tired from my brick session  then laundry them: nice
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