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"Glad things are going back to normal finally" Me:
We all cope in different ways. I like running and being awesome.
Remember when you could refer to your knees as Right and Left? Instead of Good and Bad. Ahh, good times, eh?
I'm sorry I didn't answer my phone when you called... I don't use it for that.
Hun, I broke the lamp. "Why?" Bc nobody shines brighter than me
Non-runners before coronavirus: "RUN, FORREST, RUN" Non-runners now:
Why can't people just plan their parties around my race schedule??
I find myself drawn to people who are funny, intelligent, and twisted. Bonus points for working some sexual innuendos into the conversation
... we don't give up around here.
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat
me: i look cute mirrors: you look cute other people: you look good iPhone front camera: what's up you Shrek-lookin bag of bitch
You have to give marathoners credit... There is no one else that runs 40 plus miles a week yet still gain weight
No one: Not a single soul: Me on Instagram: "Guess who's running Boston and New York marathon four weeks apart?!?"
There are only two genders: Runners & Non-runners
Coronavirus + Training as usual = Get faster or die tryin
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