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Just when you thought your boobs couldn't get any smaller... RUNNING.
RUNNING OXYMORONS: *easy five miles *"only" a half marathon *humble marathoner *sanitary porta potty *ten perfect toenails *pre-run stretches *fast recovery YIKES!!
I'm sorry if I don't wave or smile back at you while I'm running. It's just that I'm trying very hard to not die
Be straight with me Doc. When you say "broken" does that mean I SHOULD or SHOULD NOT run my race this weekend?
You know you're a runner... When you're asked how your weekend was, you can only reply in miles
78% of the running girls reading this are wearing their hair in a weird bun right now
My two moods: 1. Runner's high 2. I'll cut you
People who eat loads of food and never gain weight, I hate you.
3 Cupcakes equal 534 Cal or 5 miles... I could give up cupcakes, but I'm not a quitter
Waiter: careful the food is hot The food:
Science: the human body needs 8 hours of sleep to function properly Me on 3 hours of sleep: We run at dawn bitches !!
*Running in 2019* Post a selfie and your stats from the run when you get home so I know you made it back safe.
RUNNERS. Self diagnosing since The Internet.
I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more.
Running math is the only kind of math my brain can handle!
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