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Hun, I broke the lamp. "Why?" Bc nobody shines  brighter than me
Remember when you could refer to  your knees as Right and Left? Instead of Good and Bad. Ahh, good times, eh?
We wanted them 6ft not 6 feet away
I wish everything was as easy as  getting fat
There are only two genders: Runners & Non-runners
... we don't give up around here.
You have to give marathoners credit... There is no one else that runs  40 plus miles a week yet  still gain weight
No one: Not a single soul:  Me on Instagram:  "Guess who's running Boston and  New York marathon four  weeks apart?!?"
Science: the human body needs  8 hours of sleep to function properly  Me on 3 hours of sleep: We run at  dawn bitches !!
Idc man I'm proud of myself, I came a  long way, nobody understands.
"If you skip a run because it's too cold,  you're a lil bitch."           – Old Chinese Saying
Why can't people just plan  their parties around my  race schedule??
Surgeons: Tiger Woods' return to elite  golfing will be "very challenging" Runners everywhere: Just ice it bro  you'll be fine
I rather eat a whole bus tire than  stretch after a run
Wine drunk is always a surprise. Like  will I be giggling for hours,  or will I just cry? Perhaps  plot a fun revenge, or  eat a dinner for 4?  Who knows?
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