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Him: why's a pretty girl like you still single Me: i'm in training
SUNDAY: 90 minutes of running... followed by 14 hours of sitting on my ass.
GPS Watch: Connected Me: then fccking act like it
Runs half marathons. Still looks for close parking spots.
Cross-training... My brain said "crunches" but my stomach auto-corrected it to "cupcakes".
Just checked my average running pace that shit said LMAO:00
We all cope in different ways. I like running and being awesome.
... we don't give up around here.
No one: Not a single soul: Me on Instagram: "Guess who's running Boston and New York marathon four weeks apart?!?"
I rather eat a whole bus tire than stretch after a run
I find myself drawn to people who are funny, intelligent, and twisted. Bonus points for working some sexual innuendos into the conversation
Do you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion
Chafing: Uniting runners around the world since forever.
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat
me: i look cute mirrors: you look cute other people: you look good iPhone front camera: what's up you Shrek-lookin bag of bitch
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