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Crazy how I used to get up at 5AM and run 7 to 10 miles.... These days I won't even get up at 5AM to pee. I will just lie there in pain.
*early morning run* During the first mile: f*ck this, I'm tired as f*uck During the last mile: f*ck yeah baby, that's what I call a good run. I can't wait for tomorrow!!
Runners be like... Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself
Literally no-one: Me: I cant breathe in this gotdamn mask
I wanna be a triathlete –but also, yikes
Y'all saw me getting fat and y'all didn't say nothing... smh y'all fake
All runners have that one song that awakens the Olympian in them
PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons.. you must be soooo healthy! ME: *caffeine-addicted* *chronically tired* *occasional binge-eating* *shin stress-fractures* "Haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"
Therapist: and what do we do when we feel like this? Me: we go for a run Therapist: [nods] we go for a run
Friend: Want to run a virtual half this weekend? Me: Oh hell no, not again Friend: But the medal is cool Me: You son of a bitch, I'm in
Shirt? In this economy???
Ripping off your mask when you get back in the car is the new taking off your hijab when you get home
Ripping off your mask when you get back in the car is the new taking off your bra when you get home
NOTHING irritates a masked walker like an unmasked runner
Y'all complain about everything being closed. Now you're complaining about wearing masks inside places that are open. You know what?!? Drink the damn disinfectant.
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