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Chafing: Uniting runners around  the world since forever.
me: i look cute mirrors: you look cute other people: you look good iPhone front camera: what's up you Shrek-lookin bag of bitch
I am officially off the market. I'm not in  a relationship. I'm just tired of y'all and  I signed up for an ironman lmfao
I've never been one for museums; the sunrise is my most perfect work of art.
Good morning inmates
Me: omg so sorry just saw your text,  crazy day   Actually me:
Only runners will understand..  That nervous pee you get before a race even though you've already gone to the bathroom a million times...
My two moods: 1. Runner's high 2. I'll cut you
I feel like I'm getting ruder by the day but I can't even help it I'm just  getting sick and tired of  humans in general
I workout because it's good for me. Also, because I like to eat. A lot.
Does anyone else whisper "what the  fuck" to themselves at least 57 times in the first 2 miles or is it just me
Sometimes, it isn't so bad to rack up  a lot of mileage during your life.
If you are reading this........ you're not  running.... So please stop scrolling and fix your fucking posture you  look like a croissant
Just two goats staring at each other
Nobody has seen you at your ugliest  like your running friends have
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