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When you look this good running, why would you NOT wear short shorts?
"No mask on your face You big disgrace Spreading your germs All over the place!"
Wine doesn't solve any problems. But then again, neither does milk!
We all cope in different ways. I like running and being awesome
*Taper Crazies* No one: Absolutely no one: Not even my dog: Me: shut the fuck up
I'm always weirdly proud when my pee is clear. Like, fuck yea, I'm so damn hydrated
Keep your pumpkin spice latte, nothing quite says fall like cooler running temperatures
Hills hurt... COUCHES KILL!!
I don't always love running. But I always love having run.
Going for a run with friends now is just like unprotected sex...It's fun while you do it and then you're stressed for 1-2 weeks wondering if you made a terrible, life-altering mistake
Running won't solve all your problems. But then again, neither will housework.
"911, what's your emergency?" Dog: my owner went for a run without me "Have you tried eating the couch"
Me: I'm not competitive... it's only a tempo run Other Me: f*cking destroy them
Just standing here at mile 25.2 making sure no one says, "You're ALMOST there!!!"
When you have more running medals than people you count as good friends.
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