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I am officially off the market. I'm not in a relationship. I'm just tired of y'all and I signed up for an ironman lmfao
Chafing: Uniting runners around the world since forever.
I've never been one for museums; the sunrise is my most perfect work of art.
Runs half marathons. Still looks for close parking spots.
me: i look cute mirrors: you look cute other people: you look good iPhone front camera: what's up you Shrek-lookin bag of bitch
Me: omg so sorry just saw your text, crazy day Actually me:
Only runners will understand.. That nervous pee you get before a race even though you've already gone to the bathroom a million times...
My two moods: 1. Runner's high 2. I'll cut you
I feel like I'm getting ruder by the day but I can't even help it I'm just getting sick and tired of humans in general
Just two goats staring at each other
Does anyone else whisper "what the fuck" to themselves at least 57 times in the first 2 miles or is it just me
"My only talent is that I just don't quit." ~David Goggins
Me trying to explain how I got into running: "I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead"
If you are reading this........ you're not running.... So please stop scrolling and fix your fucking posture you look like a croissant
I workout because it's good for me. Also, because I like to eat. A lot.
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