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Cross-training... My brain said "crunches" but my stomach auto-corrected it to "cupcakes".
I am officially off the market. I'm not in a relationship. I'm just tired of y'all and I signed up for an ironman lmfao
me: i look cute mirrors: you look cute other people: you look good iPhone front camera: what's up you Shrek-lookin bag of bitch
Chafing: Uniting runners around the world since forever.
Runs half marathons. Still looks for close parking spots.
Me: omg so sorry just saw your text, crazy day Actually me:
I feel like I'm getting ruder by the day but I can't even help it I'm just getting sick and tired of humans in general
Only runners will understand.. That nervous pee you get before a race even though you've already gone to the bathroom a million times...
If you are reading this........ you're not running.... So please stop scrolling and fix your fucking posture you look like a croissant
Me trying to explain how I got into running: "I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead"
My two moods: 1. Runner's high 2. I'll cut you
Just two goats staring at each other
Does anyone else whisper "what the fuck" to themselves at least 57 times in the first 2 miles or is it just me
"My only talent is that I just don't quit." ~David Goggins
I workout because it's good for me. Also, because I like to eat. A lot.
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