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Today's forecast shows a 0% chance of cooking or cleaning, with a good chance of a long run and a nap.
SUNDAY: 90 minutes of running... followed by 14 hours of sitting on my ass.
Cross-training... My brain said "crunches" but my stomach auto-corrected it to "cupcakes".
Me: omg so sorry just saw your text, crazy day Actually me:
I feel like I'm getting ruder by the day but I can't even help it I'm just getting sick and tired of humans in general
Does anyone else whisper "what the fuck" to themselves at least 57 times in the first 2 miles or is it just me
Just two goats staring at each other
Me trying to explain how I got into running: "I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead"
Chafing: Uniting runners around the world since forever.
Runs half marathons. Still looks for close parking spots.
Y'all ever been in a long distance friendship with your best running friend? THAT SH!T HURTS
If you are reading this........ you're not running.... So please stop scrolling and fix your fucking posture you look like a croissant
"you're up early" bold of you to assume i've slept
Only runners will understand.. That nervous pee you get before a race even though you've already gone to the bathroom a million times...
My two moods: 1. Runner's high 2. I'll cut you
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