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It's disgusting how much i replay a song when i love it
During sex you burn as many calories as running for 5 miles. "Who the f**k runs 5 miles in 30 seconds??"
Please excuse my attitude... I have not RUN yet!!
I'd rather be the slowest runner in a race anytime, than a spectator for a lifetime!
#RunnerProblems When making weekend plans your first thought is always, "when can I get my long run in?"
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
Tag the most dramatic runner you know
When people say, "At least it's your off season." What off season? I'm like the postman. I run 365 days a year. Rain or Shine.
On the treadmill like, "got 40 mins left... that's two 20 min halves... just gotta get through 10 mins, 4 times."
I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
Behind every fit and incredible woman is an even more incredible sized pile of laundry.
MARATERNITY LEAVE: A sick day utilized the Monday after a marathon, solely to avoid walking up the stairs of your office building.
We all have that one skinny friend who eats more than an elephant.
There should be a championship where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like fuck it, let's see how fast humans can really run
Going for a run with friends now is just like unprotected sex...It's fun while you do it and then you're stressed for 1-2 weeks wondering if you made a terrible, life-altering mistake
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