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My brain: "Pass them " Me: "Why? " My brain: "You gotta "
I run hard on Mondays to burn off the feelings I ate on Sunday
Running won't solve all your problems. But then again, neither will housework.
Me at night: I'm getting up at 6am to run. Me next morning: maybe I'll just do a few sit-ups and call it a day.
Running won't leave you on read for 12 hours btw
Going for a run with friends now is just like unprotected sex...It's fun while you do it and then you're stressed for 1-2 weeks wondering if you made a terrible, life-altering mistake
Runners will post a pic of new shoes in their story & caption it "much needed" as if they didn't have 17 pairs of running shoes in the closet
We don't do it for the medals. Said no runner ever.
WINE !! Because running can't solve all your problems.
When you have more running medals than people you count as good friends.
Burns 500 calories running... More room for "dessert"!
You know you'd better pick up the pace when Batman is on your tail... and gaining!
When people say, "At least it's your off season." What off season? I'm like the postman. I run 365 days a year. Rain or Shine.
The competitive runner in me died in March
Whenever I see someone running faster than me, I assume they aren't going so far.
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