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Run darling, run! There's booze at the finish line!!!!
You know you'd better pick up the pace when Batman is on your tail... and gaining!
The competitive runner in me died in March
"911, what's your emergency?" Dog: my owner went for a run without me "Have you tried eating the couch"
*Running in 2019* Post a selfie and your stats from the run when you get home so I know you made it back safe.
You know you're a runner when... getting new running shoes is pretty much a holiday for you.
Whenever I see someone running faster than me, I assume they aren't going so far.
I'd rather be the slowest runner in a race anytime, than a spectator for a lifetime!
If "Sweat is Fat Crying"... then I am an emotional Mess!
"If you skip a run because it's too cold, you're a lil bitch." – Old Chinese Saying
It's fun running in snow....in January. The first day of Spring? Not so much.
MARATERNITY LEAVE: A sick day utilized the Monday after a marathon, solely to avoid walking up the stairs of your office building.
Pulling those tights back up was comparable to putting on a wet swimming suit.
You know you're a runner when... you get mad that an injury keeps you from running, not that it damaged your body.
Effort level for this morning's run: somewhere between OMG and WTF!!!