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Win or Lose... We Booze !!
Be straight with me Doc. When you say "broken" does that mean I SHOULD or  SHOULD NOT run my race this  weekend?
Just two goats staring at each other
When you're drunk, you can actually  walk for fuckin' miles
“Praise the Lord!!! A ‘Babe’ has risen.”
Today's forecast shows  a 0% chance of cooking  or cleaning, with a good  chance of a long run  and a nap.
Rare is the runner that loves every  run, rare is the run that doesn't  love you back anyway.
If you are reading this........ you're not  running.... So please stop scrolling and fix your fucking posture you  look like a croissant
You might be a runner if you can run at just about anytime, but somehow never have the energy to fold a load of laundry!
Running math is the only kind of math my brain can handle!
People who eat loads of food and  never gain weight, I hate you.
I don't mean to brag but... I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 26 minutes.
You have to give marathoners credit... There is no one else that runs  40 plus miles a week yet  still gain weight
Shoutout to my best running friend for giving me the best advice even though  I don't listen. I love you and  I'm sorry. Don't give up.
Life has it's ups and downs... We call them hills.
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