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RUNNING. I'm only in it for the socially acceptable day drinking.
"911 what's your emergency" Dog: yes where are my balls
If we are on the zoom call and my "gatorade" got a salt rim mind your business
Yes, I run for a cause... ... 'cause I like medals!
Runspiration: The process of being motivated or propelled to run because of the running achievements of other runners.
The competitive runner in me died in March
I'm always weirdly proud when my pee is clear. Like, hell yea, I'm so damn hydrated!
I was talking to a beginner runner and she said to me "I can't wait till I'm strong enough to get through a hill workout without feeling like I'm gonna die" And I was like.... oh Oh, honey..
It's all fun & games till ... your jeans don't fit anymore.
Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, and remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes and just smile at the dumbass and walk away.
What's on my running playlist? Obviously anything with 180 bpm...
Just when you think you're almost done you see a sign that says mile 13.1 you're Halfway there!
You either want to be a distance runner or you want skinny jeans. You really cant's have both.
That awkward moment when you wave "Hi" to another runner..... And they pretend you don't even exist.
Hun, I broke the lamp. "Why?" Bc nobody shines brighter than me
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