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GPS Watch: Connected  Me: then fccking act like it
Will run for apple strudel and a medal! Anytime!
The competitive runner in me died  in March
What won't kill you,  Will get you your next P.R.
If we are on the zoom call and my  "gatorade" got a salt rim mind your business
RUNNING.  I'm only in it for the socially acceptable day drinking.
Runspiration:  The process of being motivated or propelled to run because  of the running achievements of other runners.
After 20 miles, Don't trust a Fart.
I'm always weirdly proud when my pee  is clear. Like, hell yea, I'm so damn hydrated!
Yes, I run for a cause... ... 'cause I like medals!
That awkward moment when you wave "Hi" to another runner..... And they  pretend you don't even exist.
Hun, I broke the lamp. "Why?" Bc nobody shines  brighter than me
It's all fun & games till ... your jeans don't fit anymore.
We don't do it for the medals.  Said no runner ever.
What's on my running playlist?  Obviously anything with 180 bpm...
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