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I'm always weirdly proud when my  pee is clear. Like, fuck yea, I'm so damn hydrated
Here we fucking go again.  I mean good morning.
Medical professional: I recommend six to eight weeks of rehab and rest RUNNER: *buys KT tape*
Not sure how to celebrate Global  Running Day? Go for a run and maybe you
I'll have you know, I ran 4 miles today. And only got lost twice.
For me, a true champion is a guy who'd never ran before and decided it's time to change his life and start running. Believe it or not, that takes a lot of courage.
You are a runner if your only recent photos of you alone are race photos!
RUNNERS.  Our feet will never be attractive.
RUNNING OXYMORONS: *easy five miles *"only" a half marathon *humble marathoner *sanitary porta potty *ten perfect toenails *pre-run stretches *fast recovery YIKES!!
No one: Me: God please let me find $80,000 on my run today
Drop a problem and let a stranger  give you advice
Sometimes there's no "support system" ... it's just you & your grind
DIAGNOSIS:  Needs to run.
30s may be the new 20s but 9pm is the new midnight.
Rare is the runner that loves every  run, rare is the run that doesn't  love you back anyway.
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