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My days are backwards. I wake up  tired and go to bed wide awake
DL > DNF > DNS  DEAD LAST is greater than  DID NOT FINISH which trumps  DID NOT START.
I ran twice today. First I ran out of beer, and then I ran to get some more.
You know you're a runner when..... You HATE when training runs don't end EXACTLY on a whole number.. But for some reason, you have NO PROBLEM with the  numbers13.1 and 26.2
Snoop: 4/20 is over...   Danny Trejo: we up next baby 5/5  #CincoDeMayo
RUNNING OXYMORONS: *easy five miles *"only" a half marathon *humble marathoner *sanitary porta potty *ten perfect toenails *pre-run stretches *fast recovery YIKES!!
You can find the holiday gift I want at pretty much any running store in town!
We'll stop posting about our running when you stop sharing photos of your food.
I named my dog 5Miles so I can tell people I walk 5Miles every day.
I paused my Garmin to text you back don't ever question my loyalty
You automatically lose my respect if  you don't change your running form  (and pace!) when you see other  people running
Hun, I broke the lamp. "Why?" Bc nobody shines  brighter than me
If you are reading this........ you're not  running.... So please stop scrolling and fix your fucking posture you  look like a croissant
Me: *stretches once* well that didn't work.
Am I the only one who calculates  how much sleep I can get before  going to bed?
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