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MARATERNITY LEAVE: A sick day utilized the Monday after a marathon, solely to avoid walking up the stairs of your office building.
You know you're a runner when... you get mad that an injury keeps you from running, not that it damaged your body.
Effort level for this morning's run: somewhere between OMG and WTF!!!
I paused my Garmin to text you back don't ever question my loyalty
Quarantine and Chill?
We all have that one skinny friend who eats more than an elephant.
Older man in New Balance 407 : "Where's your mask, asshole." Me in Alphafly Next% : "I'm vaccinated, peasant."
My brain cells, skin cells, and hair cells continue to die. But my stubborn fat cells seem to have eternal life
If you are reading this........ you're not running.... So please stop scrolling and fix your fucking posture you look like a croissant
How can you tell the really runners in the winter? ... They still have sport bra and sock tan lines from the summer!
GPS Watch: Connected Me: then fccking act like it
You automatically lose my respect if you don't change your running form (and pace!) when you see other people running
You know you're a runner when..... You HATE when training runs don't end EXACTLY on a whole number.. But for some reason, you have NO PROBLEM with the numbers13.1 and 26.2
I'm ready for hoodies and cool nights
Hun, I broke the lamp. "Why?" Bc nobody shines brighter than me
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