eBibs

When you find out the flavor Gatorade at the aid station is your least favorite...
I rather eat a whole bus tire than stretch after a run
You know you're a runner when... you spend hours in the mall, find nothing to wear. Spend 10 minutes in the running store, find hundreds of dollars worth of stuff you want to buy.
If you are reading this........ you're not running.... So please stop scrolling and fix your fucking posture you look like a croissant
RUNNING... Because dieting is NOT an option!!!
I love blocking people you ain't boutta stress me out on MY PHONE.
"I'm going for a run" is literally my excuse for when I'm sad or upset
You know the miles have truly paid off when you become an eBib caricature!!
Slowly step away from that cotton t-shirt and nobody's nipples will get hurt!!!
Body: sexy Feet: f*cked
... we don't give up around here.
You better clean that mess up... Your mom didn't get to run today... no telling what level of crazy we are working with!
Wine doesn't solve any problems. But then again, neither does milk!
Older man in New Balance 407 : "Where's your mask, asshole." Me in Alphafly Next% : "I'm vaccinated, peasant."
I hate when runners who are really fast come to group runs and start pushing the pace... Go run in the olympics bxtch we trying to have fun
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