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Every box of raisins is a tragic story of grapes that could have been wine.
I may be a slow runner but I used to be slower
I paused my Garmin to text you back don't ever question my loyalty
*day 3 without running* Cashier: Have a nice day! Me: Don't worry bout me hoe
Running math is the only kind of math my brain can handle!
Absolutely no one: Me:
The heat index during my run today: somewhere between OMG & WTF ! !
Your comeback will be greater than the setback you just experienced
Me during the first mile: "fuck this i'm sooo fuuckin tired" Me during the last mile: "fuck yeah baby that's what i call a good run. I can't wait for tomorrow"
That awkward moment when you wave "Hi" to another runner..... And they pretend you don't even exist.
Liquor is better than weed cause I ian't never bought a bottle of bullshit
NETFLIX: Are you still there ME: yeah mf till April 30th
Going for a run gives you energy but you need energy to go for a run. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me
I act like I'm okay but deep down inside I wanna be sponsored by nike
If she doesn't remember Mapquest, she's too young for you bro
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