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Something only a runner would understand... A route that you've driven hundreds of times never seems HILLY... until you're running it.
I love blocking people you ain't boutta stress me out on MY PHONE.
You know you're a runner... When you're asked how your weekend was, you can only reply in miles
Yelling "you're almost there!" Is strictly forbidden until mile 25
I don't know what's longer.. a microwave minute OR a treadmill minute!
I wish weight was like virginity. Once you lost it you could never get it back!
"My boobs are bigger than yours" "Dad, that's not funny!"
Hurts. So. Good.
I ran twice today. First I ran out of beer, and then I ran to get some more.
Running makes me feel less like I want to kill people.
If you're feeling slow, just know that there's someone out there who's New Year resolution was to be able to race at your recovery pace
Running forever! Housework whenever...
Better days are coming. They are called: Saturday and Sunday.
And so ends another week without me becoming unexpectedly fast
Whenever I see someone running faster than me I say "they're not going as far" –takes the sting out of it
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