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Me before running: ..No Me during running: ...whyyy Me after running: ..whhyyyyy Me the next day: ...whhyyyy Me to anyone that asks about running: "it's the best part of my day, you feel so great and refreshed and you should total...
"How was your run?" "A total waste of Body Glide."
I'm currently helping my husband look for his Amazon gift card that I used last Friday for my new Asics.
Do you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion
Runners be like... I have a better chance of winning the Mega Millions than I do of running a Boston qualifying time.
Not sure if I'm out of shape... or I just suck.
You suck. You should fix that.
When you're at a normal people party and no one wants to talk about the marathon you're training for
Everyone hates runners until it's time to convert miles to km
I don't run through injury – that would be stupid. I simply refuse to believe the injury exists. That's tooootally different
You know you're a runner when... You've tried to convince a friend to run a 5k with you because, "it's ONLY 3.1 miles."
Effort is attractive as fuck
Your comeback will be greater than the setback you just experienced
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat
You know you're a runner when... You have this inability to admit that you should probably see a doctor when your [knee/ankle/calf/shin] hurts you
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