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Liquor is better than weed cause I ian't never bought a bottle of bullshit
Body: Sexy Feet: F*cked
Admit it... We don't call Gatorade by its flavors, we call it by its colors.
Trust me, running won't kill you. You will pass out first.
To the people who lose one shoe on the side of the highway: Please tell me what the rest of your life is like
I ran twice today. First I ran out of beer, and then I ran to get some more.
When your legs get tired, run with your heart. If that doesn't work, just keep moving towards the free beer.
Do you know what 50 Cent did when he got hungry? 58. Please don't delete me.
Sometimes having the best TIME at a race has nothing to do with how fast you ran.
It's time to exercise and I'm still walking funny from my last workout.
Running on the treadmill isn't even that bad. Most of y'all hate it because social media tells you to
That "Oh shit" feeling when you're winded by your warmup...
If you're injured and can't run, I think we all just need to go out in a big empty field and scream together
Body: sexy Feet: f*cked
So if I go running in the morning just to burn enough calories to make up for my drinking at night, does that make me a runner or an alcoholic?
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