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If she doesn't remember Mapquest, she's too young for you bro
One lap per one slice of turkey or pie... heck, I'll be here until Christmas.
Stop saying I'm hard to shop for. You know where the running store is.
I ate healthy and exercised today. I better wake up skinny.
Me contemplating wtf i'm going to do with my life because it's raining and i hate treadmills.
On the treadmill like, "got 40 mins left... that's two 20 min halves... just gotta get through 10 mins, 4 times."
To the people who lose one shoe on the side of the highway: Please tell me what the rest of your life is like
If you're injured and can't run, I think we all just need to go out in a big empty field and scream together
How many times do I have to tell you, it's not a hill it's an incline!
People who eat loads of food and never gain weight, I hate you.
Abs are made in the kitchen but unfortunately for me so is cake!
I ran twice today. First I ran out of beer, and then I ran to get some more.
Not sure if I'm getting faster or just more confident!
Bitches hate when you're fast, pretty and nice af. Now they gotta deal w/ the fact that they don't like you for absolutely no reason other than being a hater.
Shout out to the runners who haven't felt okay lately, but get up everyday and refuse to quit. Stay strong!! You are my people
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