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"Is this a sore throat? Is this just allergies? Caught in a lockdown No escape from reality. Mama, just killed a man I didn't stay inside in bed I walked by him and now he's dead"  **CORONAVIRUS RHAPSODY**
If you can't handle me at my worst (aka when I don't run) then fair enough tbh I'm completely fucking ridiculous
WINE !! Because running can't solve  all your problems.
GROUP RUNS... 5 minutes of friendly conversation followed by 1 hour of listening to lots of people breathing really hard.
SEVERE COLD WEATHER WARNING  *** People are being told to stay inside unless going out is completely  *** Runners are being told  to wear a hat
You might be a runner if.... you hate  when training runs don't end exactly on a whole number, but for some reason  you have NO PROBLEM with the  numbers13.1and 26.2
Runners be like... I have a better chance of winning the  Mega Millions than I do of running  a Boston qualifying time.
Quarantine and Chill?
Wine drunk is always a surprise. Like  will I be giggling for hours,  or will I just cry? Perhaps  plot a fun revenge, or  eat a dinner for 4?  Who knows?
I say no to alcohol,  it just doesn't listen.
Me before running: ..No Me during running: ...whyyy Me after running: ..whhyyyyy Me the next day: ...whhyyyy Me to anyone that asks about  running: "it's the best part  of my day, you feel so  great and refreshed and  you should total...
When people say, "At least it's your off season." What off season? I'm like the postman. I run 365 days a year. Rain or Shine.
Running and racing with your friends  really does help you forget the bad  that's going on in your life
Lack of sex turns you into a marathoner
You know you're a runner when...  getting new running shoes is pretty  much a holiday for you.
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