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Older man in New Balance 407 : "Where's your mask, asshole." Me in Alphafly Next% : "I'm vaccinated, peasant."
Wine doesn't solve any problems. But then again, neither does milk!
You better clean that mess up... Your mom didn't get to run today... no telling what level of crazy we are working with!
When a girl uploads the after run photo: Main guy: (no comment) doesn't like and passes Side guy: Cutie... Guy with No Chance: you are an inspiration for us all & u light up my day
I hate when runners who are really fast come to group runs and start pushing the pace... Go run in the olympics bxtch we trying to have fun
"How was your run?" "A total waste of Body Glide."
When you're at a normal people party and no one wants to talk about the marathon you're training for
Runners be like... I have a better chance of winning the Mega Millions than I do of running a Boston qualifying time.
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat
Not sure if I'm out of shape... or I just suck.
Yeah, I just pulled my phone out of my sportsbra. I'm classy like that.
Your comeback will be greater than the setback you just experienced
You suck. You should fix that.
Be proud of how far you've come even it's not where you thought you would be
You know you're a runner when... You have this inability to admit that you should probably see a doctor when your [knee/ankle/calf/shin] hurts you
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