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One lap per one slice of turkey or pie... heck, I'll be here until Christmas.
You might be a runner if you can run at just about anytime, but somehow never have the energy to fold a load of laundry!
I ate healthy and exercised today. I better wake up skinny.
Stop saying I'm hard to shop for. You know where the running store is.
*day 3 without running* Cashier: Have a nice day! Me: Don't worry bout me hoe
On the treadmill like, "got 40 mins left... that's two 20 min halves... just gotta get through 10 mins, 4 times."
Me contemplating wtf i'm going to do with my life because it's raining and i hate treadmills.
If you're injured and can't run, I think we all just need to go out in a big empty field and scream together
To the people who lose one shoe on the side of the highway: Please tell me what the rest of your life is like
I ran twice today. First I ran out of beer, and then I ran to get some more.
Bitches hate when you're fast, pretty and nice af. Now they gotta deal w/ the fact that they don't like you for absolutely no reason other than being a hater.
People who eat loads of food and never gain weight, I hate you.
How many times do I have to tell you, it's not a hill it's an incline!
Not sure if I'm getting faster or just more confident!
Abs are made in the kitchen but unfortunately for me so is cake!
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