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We don't do it for the medals.  Said no runner ever.
friend 1: i got promoted friend 2: i got engaged  friend 3: i'm pregnant!  ME: y'all wanna see my splits
I've never met a strong person with  an easy past
Shirt? In this economy???
We really turned "       " into a  laughing emoji
Behind every fit and incredible  woman is an even more incredible sized pile  of laundry.
You know you're a runner when...  you get mad that an injury keeps  you from running, not that  it damaged your body.
"I'm going for a run" is literally my excuse for when I'm sad or upset
Me: "I love you" Them: "More than running?" Me: "Know your place"
Me: *stretches once* well that didn't work.
I ran 3 miles this morning... So if  I did the math right, that entitles me  to 3 pounds of chocolate and a bottle  of wine.
DL > DNF > DNS  DEAD LAST is greater than  DID NOT FINISH which trumps  DID NOT START.
"911 what's your emergency" Dog: yes where are my balls
Can't decide if I need a long run,  a hug, a gallon of ice-cream, bottle of wine, or two weeks of sleep...
For me, a true champion is a guy who'd never ran before and decided it's time to change his life and start running. Believe it or not, that takes a lot of courage.
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